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Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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NFL News:

  • The London games have been announced.
    • Seattle Seahawks vs. Oakland Raiders, Tottenham stadium, Oct. 14.
    • Philadelphia Eagles vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, Wembley Stadium, Oct. 21 or 28.
    • Tennessee Titans vs. Los Angeles Chargers, Wembley Stadium, Oct. 21 or 28.
  • Aaron Donald is signed to his 5th-year of his rookie deal, so the Rams don’t feel it a 2018 offseason priority to negotiate a long-term deal.
    • Because star players enjoy being treated like they aren’t an immediate concern.
  • The Bills are now calling what happened with Richie Incognito a “verbal misunderstanding” between two competing players in the heat of battle.
    • “There was definitely an exchange… I think there’s a misunderstanding of what was said. … From what I understand, it was a little bit of on-the-field stuff, back and forth.”
Happens all the time.

Finally, nfl.com has a pretty revealing look into the rehab process of former Dolphins coach Chris Foerster.

  

He’s had a bad year. A fun year, but a bad year.

It’s a recount of the 60-days of Dolphins-sponsored rehab, and the coming-to-grips with the nearly 30 years of alcohol abuse he says he put himself through.

In a statement of support which explains why he stuck by Aaron Hernandez to the end, Dolphins center Mike Pouncey said, “our relationship over the last year and a half is awesome. I still talk to him every day now. Just to see him get through this process. A lot of guys turn theirs backs on him. For me, I’m just not like that. I’m a loyal guy. I think if a guy has a problem, I want to help him get through it.”


Sorry, I’m a tad short on good ideas today. But in my internet travels this week, I did find a couple of interesting things.

First, a surprising catch by the WordPress spam filter:

From the “Let’s eat Grandma” punctuation department comes a query about whether one’s penis will curve while trafficking our site. Not since Marc Wallice has such a concept been considered. (Maybe don’t Google him at work; he’s been in places like Madison and Savannah.) Usually, it’s either Russians or Indonesians trying to ad-bomb the site. But now I’m worried that each time I prepare an Open Thread, Wakdjunkaga is going to pass his curse onto me “The Ring” style.

The second comes from Google, and I’d like to think it’s a point of DFO pride:

FIRST HIT, BABY! Again, thanks to Low Commander for the awesome photoshop.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Blue Jackets at Sabres – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Cavaliers at Raptors – 8:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
    • Spurs at Lakers – 10:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
  • NCAA:
    • Men’s
      • Maryland at Ohio State – 7:00PM | ESPN2
      • Iowa at Illinois – 8:00PM | FS1
      • Clemson at North Carolina State – 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
      • Stanford at Washington State – 9:00PM | ESPNU
      • Oregon at Arizona State – 10:00PM | FS1
    • Women’s
      • Notre Dame at Louisville – 7:00PM | ESPN

I’ll see youse guys on Monday, where hopefully don_T can lead us in a rousing celebration of Patriots schadenfreude. ONE CAN BUT HOPE!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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She seems nice.

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Some NSFW tits. https://gfycat.com/ClumsyDisguisedHare

What the fuck is the point of wearing a pastie here? https://gfycat.com/CoolHighHamadryas

Safe gif:

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Is that from a Modern family porn parody? Cause the one of the left looks like she’s got a Gloria vibe going.

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They’re actresses on Orange Is The New Black, Diane Guerrero and Jackie Cruz (Maritza and Flaca), where they spend most of the time dressed like this (They are like the only ones who haven’t gotten naked on that series).

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They clean up nicely.

I totally forgot about that show. It got really bad really quick

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They do.

Apparently Diane, the short one on the left, is on a network series called Superior Donuts.

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Making movies looks exhausting.

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She seems nice

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Cate Blanchett looks so much like Emily Blunt here that I can’t understand why they didn’t just cast Emily Blunt.

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Anyone up for titties? Ass? The whole deal? https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/albums/hot

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The series “Philip K. Dick’s Electric Dreams,” which seems to be Amazon’s version of Black Mirror manages to be even worse. I forgot that most sci-fi and fantasy is shit.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Shame Randle had to choke out Jesse Pinkman that way. I blame Ratched.