Your “Stack The Box? Don’t Mind If We Do!” AFC Playoff Game Open Thread

[can’t think of anything to say] Intros are for suckers… TO THE GAME!

Jacksonville/Pittsburgh:

Taking a look at this game I was reminded of an old Bart Simpson quote which goes something like, “Smashee, smashee”. Yeah, this one is gonna be a battle of physical and mental wills and no matter the outcome, both sides will suffer casualties-think in terms of Attica in early September of ’71. That’s how this one is going to go.

Injuries:

Antonio Brown is out/ready and raring to go, no question/a game-time decision-pick one. If he does throw the cleats on he’ll be staring down cb Jalen Ramsay. I love this matchup. Ramsay was thrown at only 5 times last week and was able to come up with an interception.

We Need To Talk About Blake:

Will the competent Blake or the inadequate Blake take the field today? Last week vs. the Bills he was 12/23 for 87 yards. Not so good, huh? Not so fast-he was able to offset that with 10 runs for 88 yards. Using the very latest-ish in phone calculator technology, I took a look back at his bipedal-centric shenanigans and discovered that in games where he runs 5 or more times he averages 7 yards per attempt. Interesting? Probably not but I’ll make the case that he recognizes/exploits running lanes far more than he is given credit for. I think another way to assess the fella is in terms of ‘comfort zone’. In the games where his QBR rating was over 100, (the lowest mark being 119!) his attempts/completions were 20-31, 18-26, 26-35, 18-27 and 21-29. Perhaps he’s not the game manager I thought he is but just a guy that needs to play within certain parameters in order to get the job done. Once outside those parameters though it becomes a bit of a crapshoot as to which guy shows up.

My Hot Takeaway:

I’ll be surprised if Bell and Fournette don’t combine for 50 carries between them. The thing is, [whips out suddenly trusty phone calculator again] this gives the Steelers a significant advantage. Perhaps Fournette is wearing down a bit but he’s only averaging 3 yards per rush over his last eight games. Mr. “Don’t Franchise Tag Me, Bro” Bell has averaged 4.2 in his last seven. As the carries pile up, it’ll be Pittsburgh that will more easily get up and down the field.

What are you waiting for? Get it on, bang your gong!

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blaxabbath

God – how bad of a QB developer was Jeff Fischer?

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

I hope the late game is as good as the early one…

blaxabbath

So do I have to go over to Fox now or something?

LemonJello
LemonJello

Yes. It’s mandatory.

blaxabbath

TROY!!!!!

tomsellecksmoustache
tomsellecksmoustache

Go Saints.

fleshwound_NPG
fleshwound_NPG

The AFC is so trash.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show!
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show!

Here’s my dumb take: have Boswell sky it into the end zone and have Antonio Brown chase it.

Fuck it I’m drunk

Spur
Spur

on the public execution of Drew Brees

BrettFavresColonoscopy

*crucifixion

FTFY

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Crucifixion’s a dawdle.

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

Well if Dilfer can win…

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