We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game.
Let’s go to The Tale Of The Tape!
Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right
Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj
QB: Advantage DJ Taj
RB: Advantage DJ Taj
Defense: Advantage Yeah Right
Penis size: Draw (they are brothers, after all)
Special Teams: Who cares?
FINAL VERDICT: It’s a classic unstoppable force meets the immovable object. The Saints offense versus the Vikings defense.
The Big Unknown for me is how Case Keenum will play in a Big Game. If Case turns the ball over, that will enable the Saints to work a short field and score crucial points.
The Saints defense is not that far behind the Vikings’, so this could be the key to the game.
In any case, one thing I know is that Joe Buck will be announcing with Troy Aikman, which means it’s best to watch with the sound off. Or, better yet, picture Troy trying to get Joe to show his tits for beads.
I bet you Dan Fouts would do it no problem.
Ok, that’s enough of me. To the game!
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