We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game.
Let’s go to The Tale Of The Tape!
Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right
Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj
QB: Advantage DJ Taj
RB: Advantage DJ Taj
Defense: Advantage Yeah Right
Penis size: Draw (they are brothers, after all)
Special Teams: Who cares?
FINAL VERDICT: It’s a classic unstoppable force meets the immovable object. The Saints offense versus the Vikings defense.
The Big Unknown for me is how Case Keenum will play in a Big Game. If Case turns the ball over, that will enable the Saints to work a short field and score crucial points.
The Saints defense is not that far behind the Vikings’, so this could be the key to the game.
In any case, one thing I know is that Joe Buck will be announcing with Troy Aikman, which means it’s best to watch with the sound off. Or, better yet, picture Troy trying to get Joe to show his tits for beads.
I bet you Dan Fouts would do it no problem.
Ok, that’s enough of me. To the game!
The game is long of course, but this might become fugly.
MIN is a great team.
probably the only one, I thought NO was closer than they are (apparently)
Me too. Feeling stupid about the ML hedge at the moment.
Brees covers a lot of mistakes.
Holy crap. I’m reading that Bitcoin Times story and waffling back and forth between, “wow, this will end up being a legit currency” to “Oh these people are fooling themselves that this is more than a stupid niche concept.”
Then I read about the theater janitor who knows better than to invest her meager savings in crypto but, you know, what other option does she have?
So, yeah, it’s lottery tickets.
Having made a substantial amount of money from bitcoin, I can tell you this: do not invest in bitcoin.
It’s so weird.
I feel like Cryptocurrencies will become the new multilevelmarketing.
why are they not running, or throwing to the backs?
got my chips! go vikings!
My wife’s uncles got us a amazon dot for xmas. I dont know man, I’m not sure how I feel about that thing listening to me all the time. I mean, I know our phones are always ‘on’ and everything but this thing….I don’t like it.
ask it some existential questions.
I’m with you, and I’m not even from the tinfoil hat crowd.
It’s just like….you know, there’s absolutely no expectation of privacy with that thing. I mean, maybe it’d be cool to have out occasionally if we’re hosting people or something and want to have it out for the novelty. But I don’t need this thing observing my daily routine. Just no thanks.
I ain’t getting my DNA banked and tested neither. “23 and me” my hairy white ass…
ok promised good game, Bananacakes set the bar high. We need Breesus Christ to be Superstar!
Nice push off from Rudolph there.
Is that cheese and tater tots?
There’s more to it than that.
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2017/05/21/sunday-gravy-with-yeah-right-is-that-hotdish-oh-yah-you-betcha/
got it!
Why don’t they make WR gloves so they can be velcro’d closed?
ah, the glorious fade
Even a former ref thinks the refs suck!
Touch of Premier League flopping there, perhaps?
That was some hockey “Holding the stick” bullshit right there
Nice flop, Diggs.
How is that pass interference?
Did they assign the worst refs for these playoffs?
Is BLEEERGH not entertained?
“GROWLSNARLCHOMPSNARLGROWL!”
Minny might just bulldoze here
ALL THE FRAGS
BLERRGH! against ‘aints
Saints D is still the Saints D. Nothing to see here.
Does that Fitty commercial take place at an away game? Because Phoenix doesn’t have coffee shops or customers like that anywhere in this town.
looks like the kicker pulled an ab muscle. no sex tonight honey!
Speaking of which, second ultrasound is tomorrow. When does the crazy horny part of pregnancy start?
When you both realize that there will be a long hiatus from sexy time. Seriously.
God damn it.
Maybe she could just watch him rub one out? Apparently that’s a thing in certain circles.
Great, now I want a big bowl of hotdish.
Is that a new strain?
/I kid I kid
Just spent the last ten minutes looking up hotdish recipes. I will have to try this soon.
Man — the Vikings are good. Is Zimmer that good of a coach?
Mister Winkles will answer that one
Big Ben is now 0-6 in playoff games where he throws for 275+ yards.
There was a playoff game today?
the fake currency bullshit is gonna trigger the super depression
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/01/13/style/bitcoin-millionaires.html
What the fuck is this?
Another sign we’re old and very out of touch.
No — it’s the children.
I’m not saying anything. I don’t understand anything.
I could seriously see my brother being a crypto millionaire. He’s been all about that shit for many years. Now he’s a damn recluse and it just kind of making sure he doesn’t work for someone else. I could see him having a boatload of crypto currency.
In retrospect, Yinzers actually played pretty well in light of the brutal matchup problem #OddWeekJaguras present them. Made ’em work for it.
Yup. Coupla turnovers and a coupla mental mistakes was the difference.
That’s why it bugged me for the announcers to say Stillers were looking ahead. That was a good game and it sucks for Jax to have the credit no given to them for being the better team.
Which they most definitely were.
Fouts does lazy analysis and just assumed Week 5 a total fluke
Jax played out of their minds.
I don’t even know what the price point of Lincoln vehicles are.
A little bit more than Mercurys
Significantly more than Lada’s.
Real question: Is Kenny Vaccaro still with the Saints or did he get dumped like Stephone Anthony?
Well that looked pretty damned easy.
Someone probably needs to clean the splooge off Yeah Right’s ceiling, btw.
Not it!!!!!!!
Only the 3rd 45-42 game in NFL history, first since 1998.
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199811220was.htm
Well damn, that was a fantastic play call
Case Keenum: Pro Bowl Caliber Quarterback is the weirdest friend fan fiction
The world is a crazy place.
He was damn good for the Cougars, just played in shit situations in the pros until now IMO.
a gift of a spot
That could be the name of a Rush album.
A live album to be exact.
Hey guys. I miss anything?
nah, pats in the superb owl
Nope. nothing to talk about.
Nah, just some foosball.
– Blair Walsh
How are you not bourbled into unconsciousness?
Cheryl/Carol got lucky there.
kicker is toast
if you get tackled by the kicker it should be a 15-yard penalty on the return team
Punter mildly ded, but went out a hero
You’re exactly right, Joe
Looks like someone did an image search for CTE.
I cannot believe ARI beat JAX this year.
The Blake Bortles experience.
on average 1 home team loses in the divisional round
so vikes win
that means JAX is gonna have 275 penalty yards to prevent a foles/bortles or keenum/bortles superb owl
The most points in a playoff game since…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Epo5HLjGdE
That was a glorious shitshow. Almost as catastrophic as 28-3 in the Super Bowl.
Luck’s line from that game is bonkers.
So as I said on the other thread, I ended up getting Vikes -4 so I had to jump on it for $200.
Might dump the other $200 on it too….
Decisions, decisions.
Still -5 on mine. Went up to 5.5 yesterday (I put another $145 on NO, methinks will be within a FG).
Just placed small $55 bet on the over (46.5) even though I always lose those. Also have $100 on shitty wolves +15 @ Wahoowa b/c that’s just too big a spread.
I refuse to bet on the Shitty Wolves either way ever this year.
Too bipolar. And also shitty.
Nope, decided to hedge…
Saints ML +165 foar $200 plz Alex.
I have $90 on ML too, even though I think Minny wins. Odds was right.
Yup, I was surprised. Prolly shoulda only gone $100 on it tho, but….meh.
Would 45-43 have been Glorious Scorigami?
Yes.
Although this is only the 3rd 45-42 game in history.
Is Joe Buck slowly morphing into a Trump look a like?
nowhere near fat enough
Trump really wasnt fat till like a decade ago
Joe Buck rockin that Touch of gray peanut butter color.
The AFC is the most trash conference/division/etc in sports history.
Tim Tebow/Blake Bortles have a combined 3-1 record in the AFC Playoffs.
Reverse angle:
Somehow with this crew, I doubt the penis size comparison is truly unknown
Wasn’t that part of the poll last year?
is that old lady for the Viks shit faced yet?
Stop calling me that.