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2017 Quotables – Conference Round (Results)

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Look, I was in Vegas for one night (Wednesday) and I think I’m still hungover. So I’ll grind out some judgmental results here but you’re not getting my special brand of wittiness and insightful commentary this Friday.

“?Gonna Fly Now? “?Flying High N-?” -Dick E. Phuck
“Carson Wentz doing his impression of Drew Magary’s aortic valve before his heart gave out the final time.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
“Here we see the Eastern Common White Trash just emerging from a satisfying evening watching a Leni Riefenstahl Film Festival. Notice the wing movement of his mating dance, signifying to potential sex partners that he is not, in fact, a cuck.” -SonOfSpam
“We need to nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” -LemonJello
“This kind of reaction is usually reserved for 40+ yearold blond streakers…”-walkingthedog
“Is it any surprise that at first glance that Patriots flag could easily be mistaken for a Confederate flag?” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“Just because you sleep in Mommy’s bed and wrestle her every night does not make you my Dad.” -ArmedandHammered
“There goes New England’s most productive offensive weapon. Not Gronk, the defensive penalty flags.” -monty this seems strange to me
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Dick E. Phuck and Spam just bringing it. Those are all star caliber captions.

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Sharkbait

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Soft chair? That’s minor league stuff
–Bills Fans

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

You have a special brand of wittiness?

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blaxabbath

You don’t?

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Unsurprised

Top notch work this week.

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LemonJello

You’re doing the lord’s* work.

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*not quite sure which lord, but one of them

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Unsurprised

I just saw the gif on deadspin comments because I stupidly read the comments on the NFL strike post and get the need to share.

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Wakezilla

It’s Hades’ work

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