2017 Quotables – Super Bowl (Results)

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blaxabbath

I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Another great season of Quotables. Kudos all around. You know, I thought the submissions these last couple weeks had been quite weak but you all really came through. So thanks for making me look good.

You submissions are here. Results below. We’ll see y’all back here for some — well, realistically, we’ll see y’all back here for some highlights of kids blowing each other up during JV spring games (at least, that has been the case for the past two years).


“The Gang Lights Rickety Cricket’s Farts” -Beerguyrob

“Surprising she only had one cough drop. I thought you were always supposed to put two in the Pink.” -SonOfSpam

“Remember, kids, this is what PASSING the concussion protocol looks like.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

“I now declare the games of the fifteenth Special Olympiad to be open!” -LemonJello

“Textbook example of DPI on a P*ts reciever.” -Game Time Decision

“Damnit, isn’t there something the equipment guys could do to make these balls easier to catch?” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Commenting on DFO during the Halftime Show with the performer next to you? That’s dedication.” -Redshirt

“As a loss draws closer, Brady reflects on the horrors of having to return to his palatial Brazilian estate, living like a modern god, and fucking his supermodel wife; clearly sympathy is in order for this broken man.” -JerBear50
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Surprising she only had one cough drop. I thought you were always supposed to put two in the Pink.” -SonOfSpam

Allstar comment.

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Game Time Decision
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Game Time Decision

thanks for doing this all year. Always amazed and surprised at how good the submissions are.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

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BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Thanks, Blax, for your service to our dick jokes.

MitchKissingTitsbisky
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MitchKissingTitsbisky

RIP in peace NFL 2017/18 season =(

ballsofsteelandfury
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Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

,,, Ppl forget that

rockingdog
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rockingdog

I couldn’t wait!
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LemonJello
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LemonJello

/Looks around DFO HQ
“That’s not how gloryholes are supposed to look, are they? Asking for a friend.”

Game Time Decision
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Game Time Decision

is that an inny or an outy?