TGISF…Let The Games Begin!!!! (errrrrr…continue, I guess?)

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

Because I miscalculated the interest you weirdos would have in the Winter Olympics, this week’s TGISF theme was originally supposed to be a “by request” theme for one of our good peeps, with only some brief mentioning of the Olympic goings on.  But you guys obviously zigged when I thought you’d zag.  So this week’s originally scheduled theme has been preempted until next week.  This week will be all Olympics, all the time.

Apologies to the individual in question for the delay in his “by request” theme.  But he’s only one of the people I’ve managed to piss off this week.  We’ll talk about the other one when we get to the weirdness rundown.

For now, let’s talk Olympics for a moment…

Yep, it’s the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang, South Korea.

You can watch the Opening Ceremonies on NBC tonight at 8pmEST Live and then….

Wait what?  It’s not live?  It happened this morning at 6am local time?  Well that’s OK, it’s on the other side of the world, we have to allow for that.

But at least now that that’s over with, the competitions can begin and then….

Wait what?  It’s already been going on for three fucking days????  For Jeebus’ sake is it even 2018 over there yet?

OK, so I guess you can watch the 14 hour old semi-Opening ceremonies tonight, then more of the competition which has been going on for 3 days already.

Kim Jong-Un and I are gonna have words about this.  Dude might have a point after all.  This would never have happened under his watch.

Oh relax yourself you crazy bastard.  It was a joke.  You’d have fucked it up so bad we wouldn’t see the results until July.

Go stroke your little missile or something.  What a tool.

But I digress….

If you want to watch this stuff live, you can do so.  And apparently there is a lot of it available.  But most of it will have to be streamed over a broadband internet connection if you want to see the bulk of it, or if you want to see it live.  And you cord cutters might have to pony up some extra scratch.  You can learn more here(US) or here(Canadia).  For you weirdos who live elsewhere, you’re on your own.

(Pssst…there are ways to stream it for free too but they’re technically “illegal”.  I’m not allowed to give you those links here.  NBC has the scratch to travel to Puerto Rico and sue our asses…particularly mine in this case.  You’ll have to search for those yourself if you’re so inclined.)

But we’ll have more on the Sexy Patriotism brought about by the Olympic Games (Sexy Nationalism?) in just a little while.

But first….

Another Week of More Weirdness

But before we get to the weirdness itself, the other person I pissed off this week (technically last week I suppose)…

I have to address an egregious oversight on my part last week.  When I gave the weirdness rundown, for some reason I had a brain cramp and completely forgot to mention the wonderful Canadian weirdness that is Litre-Cola  and his ongoing series of Offseason Quarterback Interviews.  It really is one of my favorite new recurring features and my only excuse for overlooking it in the rundown last week is that I’m stupid.  And I was probably also drunk.  I honestly don’t remember if I was drunk because I tend to drink a lot and forget things.  So if I was drunk, I’ve forgotten I was drunk.  You see my dilemma here, right?

Unfortunately, Litre-Cola was unable to write this week, allegedly  due to work/travel constraints.  But I think he’s just mad at me**.  I guess Canadians aren’t as forgiving as we all thought.

 

** Just kidding.  He’s not really mad at me.  (I think)

Seriously Litre, sorry once again for my oversight.  I’m an idiot, but this is not news to anyone.

Anywhooooo….

Let’s get to the weirdness itself and see who I can forget and piss off this week, shall we?

Do yourselves a favor and do not miss out on Blaxabbath’s  final Quotables weirdness of the season.  You’re gonna miss it when it’s gone.  There’s some funny stuff there and you all contributed.

I have it on good authority that BeastmodeAteMyBaby  is concerned that Prisoners on the Pleasure Planet might be getting a little too weird for you folks.  Since I know how weird all of you really are, I know better.  Please go there and tell him so yourselves, however.

BallsofSteelandFury  kept up his own brand of weirdness (well, one of them anyway) with AFL Beat.  I have a feeling that if he lived down under (no that’s not a euphemism) that the AFL would be hiring him as a beat writer within the hour.  They’re pretty weird down there, even the ones who aren’t neo-nazis.

In addition to BeerGuyRob’s  tireless work with the nightly open threads, he found time to give me some (maybe deserved) good-natured(?) shit about my alleged gambling addiction.  But he also contributed to the schadenfreude weirdness that we all love and is always even better when it comes out of Boston.

Speaking of schadenfreude and the P*ts sucking all teh ass, The Maestro to his credit did not let it get him down and still delivered on his promise of ongoing weekly weirdness.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly’s  Request Line made its triumphant return earlier today, btw.  That’s always fun, and almost always turns weird.  Which is never my fault in spite of what he might say to the contrary.  OK, maybe sometimes  it is.  Speaking of me, I myself contributed to the overall weirdness this week with this and this.  And also of course BallsofSteelandFury’s and my newest episode of Goddess II (even though none of you have read that…not that I blame you).

But Wakezilla gets the prize this week.  He made a triumphant return of his own, and even went a little dark, and made us all proud.  Hopefully he’ll keep up the good work.

** Special honorable mention has to go to DonT , btw.  His Superb Owl Open Thread now owns the record for most commented thread in DFO history.  Please give him and yourselves a hand on that one.

Not exactly what I meant, but OK.

That’s appropriate I suppose.  Weirdness is the name of the game around here, after all.

Something Random

I hate CenturyLink.  If you live somewhere where they are an option for your internet/telecom needs but you have an alternative option, please do yourself a favor and take the alternative option.

I suspect that the reason this guy always looks confused….

….Is because his communications with the booth are always cutting out at the wrong time.  JUST LIKE MY FUCKING INTERNET!!!!!!  (yes, that was a stretch….I admit that.  CenturyLink Field?  Meh…nobody gets me.  Still, fuck CenturyLink.)

*ahem*

Nice Michele Tafoya cameo in that gif, btw.

OK, enough of that.  Let’s get to the Sexy I guess.

Patriotic/Olympic Games Sexy

Don’t worry, I’m not going to keep you guessing about what the Sexy will entail tonight….

Our rules are simple.  There might be some Sexy from actual Olympic athletes.  There might be some Sexy from “fans” who are supporting their respective countries in one form of scantily clad endeavour or another.  That’s pretty much it.

Enjoy….

Gracie Gold, my new favorite figure skater. Who knew I even had a favorite figure skater? No me…but now I do.
This is her again. She seems fun.
Speaking of skaters, this is Tanith Belbin. She was born Canadian but became American. Won Silver in Ice Dancing in ’06
Don’t get me started on the whole Russian athletes thingy. But this is Anna Sidorova, Russian Curler. Funny, I seem to be straightening, not curling.
Hannah Teter seems fun.
This is Julia Mancuso. She’s an Alpine Skier, btw. We like her.
Speaking of skiers, Lindsay Vonn is still a thing. Which seems perfectly OK by me.
Not to be outdone, this is Rachel Homan, another curler.  She’s from Canadia. She kinda purrty. Too much clothing tho.
Lolo Jones is a sort of famous Summer Olympics athlete who tried to make the US Bobsled team for ’18. She didn’t quite make it I guess, but she’s still cute and we don’t discriminate based on failure here at TGISF.
Hilary Knight plays hockey. She also looks like she could kick my ass. Best of both worlds? Let’s just say I might have to “go to the box” for “high sticking”. Yes, I’m kinda proud of that one…shut up.
Allsion Baver, Speed Skater. Also could probably kick tWBS’ ass.  And I’d totally let her.
Moar Russian Curlers? You bet yo’ ass.  Oh sorry…Olympic Athletes from Russia Curlers.

 

Eve Muirhead is a British Curler. Here you can she her describing my penis. I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!!

OK, seems like a good time to take a break and switch gears and appreciate the “fans”.  I know I’ve left out a lot of the athletes here.  As always, feel free to supplement in the comments.

And listen to this while I’m searching for the next round and figuring out where/how to go….

Aaaand we’re back….

Wow, I didn’t realize how difficult it would be to collect Sexy Flag Girls on short notice.  Oh well…

Games Delayed Are Difficult To Bet

Shut up BeerGuyRob.  😉

But OK, that’s it for this week I guess.  Go enjoy the spirit of competition.  Even it if it is 14 hours old by the time you see it.

Have a great weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

twbs@doorfliesopen.com

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

269th comment. . . Nice

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Wakezilla

Sweden gets the win.

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Wakezilla

Did they play any K-Pop during the opening ceremonies?

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Wakezilla

2-1 Sweden.

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Wakezilla

Potential upset alert:

Japan’s women’s national hockey team has looked really fast and is currently tied with Sweden 1-1, entering the third period.

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Beerguyrob

First medals won – women’s 15km pursuit (cross country)

All Scandinavian podium.

Wakezilla

I bet they must have been really thirsty after that.

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yeah right

I work with a guy who I respect and admire.
He adopted a child from Russia because he thought his wife couldn’t conceive.
He was a bit pre-mature because she did conceive.
The child he adopted had Down’s syndrome as did his first natural child which his wife conceived herself.

He is a good man. An amazing soul.

He told me once that he didn’t listen to music.
Any music.

He didn’t see the point.

I offer this as a rebuttal.

Beerguyrob

Not my cup of tea, but I get where you’re coming from.

Wakezilla

How can you not listen to music? That’s weird.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Guess I would have gone with The Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125. Whatever; if he doesn’t appreciate it by now it is just how he’s wired. Shame, as his kids could really benefit from music; and that would be the point.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What Olympic event from today do I need to watch before I go to bed?

Wakezilla

Nothing.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No Canuckian Pride?

Beerguyrob

Men’s Snowslopes finals are tomorrow night. Four Canadians made the final 12. That’s when the national pride boner comes out.

Wakezilla

Usually it’s the second or third day before things really pick up. There might be something worth checking out tomorrow.

Admittedly, due to the hockey situation, I’m pretty ambivalent about this Olympics.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Faye Dunaway makes René Russo look like Steve Buscemi

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Don’t know about that, but from my point of view I agreed she is in a whole different class as an actress and beauty. The movie was too; Steve in comparison is the same way.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yeah, to be clear, I think Rene Russo is hot. That’s how highly I hold Faye Dunaway.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Zoom out:

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Fronkenshteen

Hope Hicks is getting more fascinating by the day.

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Beerguyrob

All day; every day.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Apparently the roar is way worse than the bite.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Every time I see that commercial for “Sauvage” with Johnny Depp driving in the desert with mascara I think that maybe I should buy a couple of bottles of that stuff and just wear the shit out of it every day and every place. I mean I assume it’s cologne it may be some kind of medicine that helps Johnny.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Wonder what is keeping Keith Richards immortal, whatever that stuff is it would help my kidneys. Although I don’t want to go around killing virgins for their blood or some shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Wifey might be coming down with the flu. I suppose that means I’ll have to drink extra hard for a while, since alcohol kills germs, right? Seems legit.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I’ve been drinking nonstop this winter and haven’t got the flu or even a cold. Foolproof plan I say.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Technically not wrong…

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Beerguyrob

Feed a cold; booze a fever.

Wakezilla

Keep your kids away from her. You do not want your kids to get sick. Good luck

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rockingdog
rockingdog

How? Wait…. are they friends?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

The Dame finally fell asleep on the couch. Hello headphones and xhamster!

Romonobyl

The local news is being hosted by my two favorite anchorchicks. I feel bad that I would happily give up my retirement fund just to watch them make out for two minutes.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fucking people, man.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

This guy just got fucked by a pine tree.

WCS

BONO’D

Romonobyl

I was thinking U2 at first, then I got it.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That’s what happens when you pizza when you’re supposed to french fry.

Romonobyl

Your gonna have a bad time…

Romonobyl

Well, thus far I have limited myself to fucking people. Can’t say what the next year will bring of course.

rockingdog
rockingdog

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Romonobyl

Peanut butter is a helluva drug.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I just listened to a story about this today. Guy adopted a dog, dog freaked out around peanut butter, as in ran through a glass door and away two blocks freaked out. Guy calls previous owner. After a couple of hours the previous owner, mid 50s gal, admitted she regularly did the peanut butter on her lady bits ploy.

Poor puppers.

Romonobyl

Probably have the same reaction to tuna.

rockingdog
rockingdog

Hahaha I wasted lots of time today watching Garfunkel and Oats music videos.
here is their special:

Romonobyl

How in the fuck are healthy people still dying of the flu in 2018?

Beerguyrob

Well, I suffer from kidney disease. About two days before the virus affects the rest of my body, my kidneys shut down and I piss straight blood. If the situation doesn’t avail itself within 6 days from that point, I have to go to the hospital & be hooked up to a dialysis machine and given IV fluids.

It’s never gotten to that stage, so I don’t know what lies beyond. I assume organ failure.

So, that’s how I’d die from the flu.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Well, that answers that question.

Beerguyrob

Well, I guess the other answer could be, because they gave up gluten?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I was thinking that they sneezed and fell out a window.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Beerguyrob

OF COURSE! How stupid of me.

Wakezilla

it’s fucking terrifying. A 13 year old girl just died here in Canadia. She’s the second Canadian in as many days to die of the flu.

Romonobyl

In the interest of TGISF diversity, here’s a little bit of Olympic figure skating throwback feat: Johnny Weir.

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Senor Weaselo

Why did a fire snake light the cauldron?

Col. Duke LaCross

Giant flaming corkscrew penis?

Romonobyl

I think I saw that available on a sushi menu once.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Planet of Pleasure delivers again!

WCS

YYYEAAAAHHHH FIRE!

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Nobody gives a shit about Korea. Get to the ski jump crashes.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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WCS

Bono’d

Fronkenshteen

Planet Earth 2 is the shit.

Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

TRUTH!

WCS

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