Your “Nobody Owes Nobody Nothing” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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NFL News:

  • Eagles punter Donnie Jones has decided to retire.
    • Makes sense when you consider he’s a 14-year vet, has played 208 consecutive games, and only punted once during the Eagles Super Bowl win.
  • Jags DB Jalen Ramsey is mad at Texas A&M & Jimbo Fisher for including him in their marketing campaign.

  • Because the Vikings want to kill loyal fans for their decades of patience, all signs point to them trying to land Kirk Cousins.
    • They’re not going to franchise-tag Case Keenum
    • They’re going to let Teddy Bridgewater be a free agent
    • Sam Bradford
    • I tried checking Drew’s social media for his reactions, but he’s staying away from it – except for one ominous tweet:

Followed by a bunch of @ tweets going, “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!!1!1!!” & “LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!1!!1!1!!”

I’m sure he’ll be fine.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Devils at Penguins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Blues at Wild – 8:00PM | NBCSN
    • Kings at Golden Knights – 10:30PM | NBCSN
  • NBA:
    • Nets at Cavs – 7:00PM | TSN2
    • Wizards at Bucks – 8:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
    • Clippers at Nuggets – 10:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
  • NCAA:
    • Florida at Alabama – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Missouri at Vanderbilt – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Oklahoma State at Iowa State – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • DePaul at Creighton – 9:00PM | FS1
    • Miami at *North Carolina – 9:00PM | ESPN
    • Oklahoma at Baylor – 9:00PM | ESPN2
    • Kansas State at TCU – 9:00PM | ESPNU
  • MLS:
    • 2018 CONCACAF Champions League: Round of 16
      • Toronto FC vs. Colorado – 8:00PM | TSN
  •  WWE:
    • Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360

Minnesota looking to shed three QBs for one big risk is your reminder that the Free Agency deadline is two weeks Wednesday. Commentists, WE’VE FOUND OUR SUCKERS!

Beerguyrob
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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Crossing into Colorado from Nebraska, 32000 ft 380 kts, on course to pass right over Denver which looks like it might be clouded over.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

If you’re in Broken Bow NE right now and are looking up, yeah that’s me in the 737 at 28000 feet. I’m in Seat 1A which makes me the ranking passenger and I presume the spokesman if the press wants to interview non crew members.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

This happened last night, btw (yay!!!!!!!)
Suck it U*NC. A building full of whiny crying Carolina fans makes me about as happy as can be when it comes to sports schadenfreude. Cheating assholes.
(it also made King Hippo a little pocket change, btw)

theeWeeBabySeamus

AND THE NEXT MORNING PAGE FLIP??? BEST DAY EVAR!!!!!!

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