Your “Looks Like You Won’t Have Beerguyrob To Kick Around For A While” Monday Evening Open Thread

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Because, dear Commentists, this is my last Open Thread before we yield the week to the esteemed King Hippo for all things Madness.

Editor’s note: This is to remind you of DFO’s Bracket Challenge!

DFO Bracket Challenge

Group Name:  DFO Brackets

Password:  Dickjoke

Link:  http://games.espn.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2018/en/group?groupID=2250147

Allow me to share with you the “how to join” tutorial put together by some pigeons discussing whether to eat gum off the street:

It’s just that simple! It’ll be Madness, I tell you.

MADNESS!


NFL News:

  • Free agency negotiations officially started at 4:00ET today.
    • Signings can’t take place until after 4:00ET Wednesday, the official start of the 2018 League year.
    • The scariest factoid – some teams are so desperate to land Kirk Cousins they are considering making their offers “fully guaranteed”.
  • Notable releases today:
    • Actual:
      • Tamba Hali – from the Chiefs
      • Sean Smith – from the Raiders
        • because he’s going to jail for a year for a felony count of “assault with great bodily injury”
          • he tuned up his sister’s ex-boyfriend, to the point where “doctors inserted a metal plate and screws underneath Woods’ right eye. He also underwent reconstructive surgery on his left eye socket to repair five fractures”.
    • Expected:
  • An actual trade – the Bills send T Cordy Glenn & their 21st pick in the first round to Cincinnati for the Bengals 12th pick in the first round.
    • Leading to speculation the Bills might try and move up in the draft to top-5 & take a QB.
  • Richard Sherman said he chose the 49ers out of “vengeance”.
    • Peter King has “inside info” on how the deal with the Niners went down.
      • PK wants you to know that Sherman “spent four hours on Saturday afternoon negotiating his own contract with no agent”. He seems shocked that a neg- … colo- … (black) player might be able to negotiate his own contract after researching every other CB contract in the NFL.
        • Why, it’s almost like Richard Sherman might have a degree from Stanford.

Did someone say, “vengeance”?


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Vegas at Flyers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Blues at Ducks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Spurs at Rockets – 8:00PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
    • Heat at Trail Blazers – 10:30PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
  • Paralympics:
    • Alpine Skiing; Biathlon; Sled Hockey (U.S. vs. South Korea) – 9:00PM | NBCSN
  • WWE:
    • Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
      • They’re announcing Kid Rock for the WWE “Hall of Fame” tonight.
        • I can’t believe they beat the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame on that one.

Like I said, Hippo’s got your evenings covered for the rest of the week. So, I’ve got more time to research alcohols for DFO University. ALES VS. LAGERS – WHO YA GOT?!

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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rockingdog
rockingdog

Power went out but is back on at my place here in New England.

Found a Funny:
ME: How was your first day?

MY CLONE: A lot of people dislike you

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Fronkenshteen

This is amazing. Bigots are incredibly boldened right now.
https://deadspin.com/seahawks-players-accosted-by-woman-get-off-your-fucki-1823703459
/The top comment is a peach, too.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Wakezilla

WWE needs to stop mimicking Dennis Reynolds’ DENNIS system because it’s absurd that they’re just getting to Cena challenging Undertaker.

On a somewhat related note, with how expensive beers are at arenas, I don’t think I’d let Cena have a sip of my $7.50 beer. . .

To quote Nikki Bella, you can look, but you can’t touch.

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Senor Weaselo

I thought Undertaker finally ffs retired?

Wakezilla

Kid Rock getting inducted into the celeb wing of the Hall of Fame makes sense. WWE has used a lot of his songs over the years for pay per views and, or course, during Undertaker’s awkward American Badass phase.

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Senor Weaselo

I double-checked to make sure he wasn’t in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. As for my opinions of that Hall? NOMINATE ELP YOU FUCKS, PROG IS MASSIVELY UNDER-REPRESENTED BUT ENTIRELY NON-ROCK GENRES HAVE ARTIST IN, WHICH AS GOOD AS THEY ARE IS BEYOND BULLSHIT.

/Rant
//Dick joke