Rain-Soaked JV NFL Afternoon Thread

King Hippo

King Hippo

Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan.Also a proud fookin’ Evertonian.Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child.[Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
King Hippo

The Noon window is filled with hot garbage, and deserves no preview.  Let us resume drying out with midday, shall we?

LSU at Auburn (3:30, CBS)

I am still not sure exactly who Aubie is just yet (that U-Dub win was hardly convincing), and today will be quite demonstrative.  10 points is a pretty big spread, though Jordan-Hare is muy dificil as far as road venues go.  Bayou Bengals catch a break that it’s not under the lights.

BYU at Wisconsin (3:30, ABC)

So.  Many.  White ppl.  I hope they bought sunscreen by the 5-gallon drum.

Boise State at Oklahoma State (3:30, ESPN)

Well, spank me ’till it hurts!  An entertaining cross-conference tilt where the first team to 50 just might win.  BDSM State stands between us all and an endless procession of does Boise belong in teh playoffs? windbaggery.

Duke at Baylor (3:30, FS1)

Not too much raping!!

Houston at Texas Tech (4:15, Fox)

JV Yoooooouston is feeling really good about itself, and that probably won’t work out so good for them.  Look for Guns Up!! to stand they ground.

Alabama at Ole Miss (7:00, ESPN)

A good litmus test as to exactly how scary Roll Damn Tide is gonna be this season.  Johnny Reb has been their Bogey Side since forever, and has enough pieces to cause trouble if Bama isn’t at peak performance level.  But that Reb defense?  Let’s just say it can be exploited a wee bit.

Ohio State at TCU (8:00, ABC)

Probably the match of the day, though I have a feeling it will disappoint.  Hope not.  Blood FOAR the Bloodeyes’ GOD, and all that.

Arizona State at San Diego State (10:30, CBSSN)

Co-ed Bowl 2: Electric Boogaloo features a ranked Sparky squadron.  Go ahead, enjoy, this shall be the only week anyone ever says that about Herm’s charges.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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herodotus450
herodotus450

Well that was a close game for half a quarter.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur
Spur

Hail Satan!

Spur
Spur

Ol’ Miss did good?

herodotus450
herodotus450

Tigers win!

Spur
Spur

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herodotus450
herodotus450

Shaping up for an LSU field goal miss as time expires.

Spur
Spur

yes, more crowd shots of the Auburn fans please

herodotus450
herodotus450

“Let’s run up the middle with our white qb on 3rd and 5”
This is your brain on Alabama humidity

Senor Weaselo

Meanwhile at BDSM State…

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Spur
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Bogdanski
Bogdanski

Crapsticks. Stupid mormons.

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Spur
Spur

Fuck Your Cheese – Layton Young

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herodotus450
herodotus450

VAUNTED SEC defense right therer

herodotus450
herodotus450

More liek GAGlianone amirite?

Spur
Spur

so ends Boise
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herodotus450
herodotus450

BYU penalized for too many men? THought they didn’t do that anymore.

Senor Weaselo

Other way around.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Spur
Spur

Boise linemen owe Rypien free meals for rest of the year.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Sione Takitaki sounds like what I usually order at the Thai place

Spur
Spur

shitty punt for OK State. Come on Boise.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Also, high school history students have been required to learn about Hillary Clinton, the first woman to win a major political party’s presidential nomination. According to the Morning News, students were previously given an assignment to “evaluate the contributions of significant political and social leaders in the United States,” including Hillary Clinton, Andrew Carnegie, Thurgood Marshall and Sandra Day O’Connor.

Mid-20th century U.S. conservative political figure Barry Goldwater was also removed from that teaching requirement, while the board voted to retain evangelist Billy Graham:”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
herodotus450
herodotus450

Texas only cares about winners bruh

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herodotus450
herodotus450

I haven’t seen a Hornibrook get run over by this many white guys since… well, nevermind…

Spur
Spur

Jello vs Cheese is enjoyable. I want to see the Magic Undies make them cry.

Spur
Spur

Boise still alive. Went for it 4th and Goal.
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herodotus450
herodotus450

Meanwhile, defending national champions USF losing to Illinois!?

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Spur
Spur

2 blocked punts against Boise.
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tomsellecksmoustache
tomsellecksmoustache

Come on Vandy, America is pulling for you. Don’t blow it like App St did in week one.

litre_cola

Do you think Cutler is watching or he ain’t care?

tomsellecksmoustache
tomsellecksmoustache

Should never bet on the spawn of a former Brown’s coach.