2018 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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I didn’t do results last week. I asked someone to cover for me but it was really just an idea that ran through my head so, shockingly, nothing happened. So anyways, here are your Week 6 Quotables results. It likely isn’t the best football you’ll see today but I bet it’ll be the best football commentary1 you enjoy today.


“Powerbomb… compliments of Captain Insano.” -Senor Weaselo

*Credit Unsurprised for cropping this one.


“‘You’re doing the rain dance wrong!’ –Dan Snyder” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

“‘If Child Services sees us dressed like this on the Jumbotron, we’ll never get our kids back!’ ‘Well, fuckin’ cheers to that!'” -entropy

“I know it happens thousands of times every day, but it still warms my heart to see a Yankees fan get completely ignored.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Boots Randolph will be able to move up to a better class of nursing home from the Yakety Sax royalties now that Jameis is back under center.” – ArmedandHammered

“‘Oooh, that’s great defense!’ – Chris Conte” -SonOfSpam

“Boy, these Truth in Advertising Laws are getting strict.” -Redshirt

“Looks like Flacco’s wife has another WR effort to criticize publicly.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

1During the London postgame show, I thought I heard Bill Cowher say something about dominating not showing up on the stat line. That is some 10/10 commentary.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Quotables parity> NFL parity

Game Time Decision

i can see that garbage GIF being used, like, a lot.

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“Powerbomb… compliments of Captain Insano.” -Senor Weaselo

I thought i was 1st with the Captain Insano reference?

ballsofsteelandfury

Bill Cowher is a moron. I’m surprised he didn’t endorse dental dams when he retired from coaching.

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Unsurprised

That ‘stache is all the dental dam he needs, baby.