JV NFL – Special Shame Friday Edition

King Hippo

King Hippo

Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan.Also a proud fookin’ Evertonian.Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child.[Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Good hangover and fat shame morning, Commentist Party members!  The footy gods are kind today, at least.

/also LMFAO at Colt McCoy

Texas at Kansas (Noon, FS1)

All the Steerfuckers have to do is beat Waiting-on-Les-Miles to make the conference title match.  Can they possibly fuck this up?

Houston at Memphis (Noon, ABC)

In case you missed all the scoring from MNF, and can look past the lack of quality.

Arkansas at Missouri (2:30, CBS)

Pig Sooey are 23.5-point dogs, but they ALWAYS play well on Thanksgiving Friday.  I am smelling upset!

Virginia at Virginia Tech (3:30, ABC)

The Seminoles’ fall from grace has camouflaged the fact that VPI has fallen every bit as far, and as rapidly.  4-6 entering today.

Oregon at Oregon State (4:00, FS1)

Civil War, bitches!  I love rivalry matches with clever names.  The Quackers might be a little hard on the Beaver this year, though.

UCF at South Florida (4:15, ESPN)

Only the Bulls stand between us and more hand-wringing about the Hitler Mice only being able to beat the schedule that’s in front of em, yada yada.

Oklahoma at West By God Virginia (8:00, ESPN)

We really might have lost Sen. Manchin if not for all the various conservative coaches cutting that ad for him.  As such, much good karma to Fuckers du Cousins.  Nobody will even pretend at defensing.

Washington at Washington State (8:30, Fox)

Finally, the main event!  Oh, how I want to see Pirate Mike Leach take Wazzu to the PAC championship.  So, a moneyline bet on the boring-ass Huskies to win the Apple Cup is the only sensible play.

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King Hippo
Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Well, we’re well beyond halfway to the O//U point….

Col. Duke LaCross

Apple Cup snow game.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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She really can’t see without her glasses, but she tries VERY hard.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

SUDDEN CHANGE

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

That’s some fucking Exorcist shit right there.

herodotus450
herodotus450

WVU player trying to out-tantrum a concussion; it’s not working.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450
herodotus450

Professor I had a big crush on in college went to West Virgina so I guess I’m pulling for her them tonight.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Concussion tent mvp

Redshirt

If they don’t start a Targetting Booth Review, all referees are completely stupid.

Redshirt

Completely stupid!

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

For some reason, whenever I hear the term “Mountaineer” I think either of Jebediah Springfield or Raylan Givens/Boyd Crowder. None of whom have anything to do with West Virginia.

WCS

A perfectly cromulent opinion.

WCS

Hey, Jared, fuck right off.

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

I don’t who I think needs slapping more, Flo for trying to sell her sister homeowner’s insurance or her sister Janice for being such a bitch to her sister Flo.
Not that I’d ever encourage someone to slap a woman.

WCS

Just a warning: Get ready for A LOT of angry/excited postings.

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOUNTAINEERS