More balls will be footed today, huzzah!

Purdue (+3) v. Auburn, Bring Back Faith Hill Bowl (Nashville, TN – 1:30, ESPN)

The nation watches as Purdue Pete tries to win one MOAR for Cancer Boy.  Unfortunately, the SEC West – much like cancer – always wins in the end.

West By God Virginia (+3) v. Syracuse, Heil Hitler Mouse Bowl (Orlando, FL – 5:15, ESPN)

Les Fuckers du Cousins are without their star QB, so very hard to predict where this one goes.  Cuse is a team I generally can’t understand, so maybe stick the over if so GAMBLOR inclined.

Iowa State (+2.5) v. Washington State, Texas Is So Butch, Y’all Bowl (San Antonio, TX – 9:00, ESPN)

Hey, a fixture between two sides I like!  But Mike Leach just might be the best coach/pirate in D-1A, so one has to like them in this spot.  Cornpone State can be overrun, as the Steerfuckers showed in Big Twaaaaaalve play.