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More balls will be footed today, huzzah!
Purdue (+3) v. Auburn, Bring Back Faith Hill Bowl (Nashville, TN – 1:30, ESPN)
The nation watches as Purdue Pete tries to win one MOAR for Cancer Boy. Unfortunately, the SEC West – much like cancer – always wins in the end.
West By God Virginia (+3) v. Syracuse, Heil Hitler Mouse Bowl (Orlando, FL – 5:15, ESPN)
Les Fuckers du Cousins are without their star QB, so very hard to predict where this one goes. Cuse is a team I generally can’t understand, so maybe stick the over if so GAMBLOR inclined.
Iowa State (+2.5) v. Washington State, Texas Is So Butch, Y’all Bowl (San Antonio, TX – 9:00, ESPN)
Hey, a fixture between two sides I like! But Mike Leach just might be the best coach/pirate in D-1A, so one has to like them in this spot. Cornpone State can be overrun, as the Steerfuckers showed in Big Twaaaaaalve play.
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