NFL Nuggets:

• Retired: (voluntarily)
  • Haloti Ngata – after 13 years with the Ravens, Lions & Eagles.
  • Max Unger –  after 10 seasons with the Seahakws & Saints.
• Retired: (involuntarily):
  • Vontaze Burfict – after 7 years with the Bengals.
    • Actually, six years, given all the suspensions.
• Still playing: (surprisingly)
  • Ryan Fitzpatrick – a one-year contract with the Dolphins

Spring finally goddamned arrived on the West Coast yesterday, so WineWife & I decided to take the dogs for an adventure outside the city to a region known as the Sunshine Coast. So, we drove to & boarded the ferry

and then made our way up to a couple of rural Provincial Parks to just get out & enjoy the serenity.

Followed by some tasty beverages at a very dog-friendly establishment.

Spring Break has indeed sprung!

Tonight’s sports:

• NHL:
  • Canucks at Blackhawks – 8:30PM | Sportsnet / NHLN
• NBA:
  • Knicks at Raptors – 7:30PM | TSN
  • Warriors at Spurs – 8:00PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
  • Pacers at Trail Blazers – 10:30PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
• NCAA:
  • Nothing. Those dogshit play-in games start Tuesday.
• WWE:
  • Monay Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360

It’s the calm before the NCAA storm, fellow Commentists. Don’t forget to join the DFO Bracket Challenge – It’s in the ESPN Bracket Challenge, our group name is “DFO Bracket Insanity” and the password is DFO – and, for the love of Cthulhu, MAKE SURE TO HYDRATE!