2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 4

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn’t doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn’t happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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I’d say Happy Tournament, but again, the First Four doesn’t really count. So happy two days of almost tournament. As opposed to this tournament, which has already been going on for some time and’ll chug on through the second round and remain ahead of the real one. Which I guess makes us better? If not, then it does now. Also how have we not had this yet? Come on Senor, you’re dropping the ball.

Not that any of these polls are, they’ve got their dance partners in either the form of the other matchup in the day or the opponent. Listen, I didn’t think the analogy through. The important thing is that even if you win your game on Tuesday or Wednesday, you didn’t really win a game in the tournament, even if you want to spin it that you did. But we all know the truth.

For that matter, isn’t the term “First Four” flawed? I mean yes, it’s supposed to be the first four games played, but Final Four is the last four teams standing, the winners of the four respective regionals. There are only three games left, and for the two winners of the semifinals, it’s not even their final game, as they have the national championship afterwards. What does this mean? Well in short, GET YOUR FUCKING TERMS STRAIGHT. Also in that case, those First Four should just be the “last four in” at-large teams, not the shitty conference champs. 1, nobody wants to watch that, and 2, winning your conference should get you into the field of 64, not the field of “I don’t want all these smelly low-to-mid conference teams in.” Because that’s what it totally is.

Rant over. Polls now.

Second Round, GAMBLOR Region

  • 3. “Kennedys don’t retire, they die in office. Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?” (67%, 24 Votes)
  • 6. “I can’t wait for Justify to decline the upcoming invitation to the White House.” (33%, 12 Votes)

Total Voters: 36

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Second Round, GAMBLOR Region

  • 2. “‘…the calming effect Tony[ ]Dungy had on the high-strung quarterback.’—If only he had that calming effect on his high strung son.” (63%, 22 Votes)
  • 7. “This Hull defense, I call them Mia Khalifa because they are letting lots of men in their backdoor to score.” (37%, 13 Votes)

Total Voters: 35

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Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show!

Hi I’ve been out of it forever. Rob talked about SNL this weekend and this is my favorite skit they ever did.

ballsofsteelandfury

Welcome back!

King Hippo

I referenced this a couple of times. You and I got very similar sense of humour.

blaxabbath

This the weirdo uncle again?

Everybody get the childrens out of here!

LemonJello
LemonJello

Who’s gonna make all the DFO merchandise then?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is the rant ever truly over?

blaxabbath

I just want ASU to lose so I can say that they never belonged.

ballsofsteelandfury

Like Mia, her banner is coming from behind!

Horatio Cornblower

But Tony is really hanging onto that lead.

nomonkeyfun

To Tony that comment is an abomination against all he believes in. It is a crime against all that is right and sacred in Tony’s world.

It is…funny.

Sharkbait

Oh that’s good.