Your Saturday Evening Staff Party Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

Help – I’m being held hostage at a end-of-year school staff party. It’s nothing but vegetarian lasagna, quinoa salad, and “eww – this has meat in it?” It’s also the first time I get to meet a co-worker’s “partner” who is really into macramé & definitely not into showering.

As you can tell, it’s also “judgment night”, where unsolicited opinions are volunteered on the emotional development of a 50 year-old man who has been in a stable relationship longer than the three marriages of the person offering those opinions. But, since I will be selling beer all summer and not using the time off to reinforce my spiritual well-being – but not the homogeneous, heterosexual, white patriarchal spirit emboldened by Christianity, mind you – I am not living my “full life”.

And these people wonder why I don’t like hanging out with them outside work.


Tonight’s sports:

  • CFL:
    • Lions at Stampeders – 7:00PM | TSN
  • Fútbol:
    • Concacaf Copa Oro 2019:
      • Haití vs. Canadá – 7:00PM | UNI / FS1 / TSN2
      • México vs. Costa Rica – 9:30PM | UNI / FS1 / TSN2
    • MLS:
      • DC United vs. Toronto FC – 8:00PM | TSN4
      • Seattle vs. Whitecaps FC – 10:00PM | TSN
  • Beisbol:
    • MLB:
      • One of – on FOX – 8:00PM
        • Dodgers at Rockies
        • Mariners at Astros
        • Pirates at Brewers
      • Mariners at Astros – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Short Season Single-A:
      • Spokane at Vancouver – 10:00PM | Sportsnet Pacific
  •  MMA:
    • UFC Fight Night: Ngannou vs. Dos Santos: From Minneapolis
      • Prelims: 6:00PM | ESPN / TSN5
      • Main Card: 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN5
  • F-1:
    • Austrian Grand Prix – 9:00AM | ESPN / TSN2

If I’m not in jail for murder – and/or a hate crime, depending upon who it is – I’ll see you tomorrow night.

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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ALXMAC
ALXMAC

Those NK guys that were carrying briefcases had Uzi’s in them right? RIGHT??

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Jesus Christ. Being at work was so good for my mental health. Free time is the mind killer, especially combining free time and the hellhole that is the Internet.

blaxabbath

{DFO} Origin Story Summary.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Get into gardening, like I did. Or even just get into playing mindless video games. Poking around on reddit and twitter and such is absolute poison for your mind, and I wish I had learned that sooner.

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

THIS GONZO FOOTAGE OF THE MEETING IS EVERYTHING: