Your “You Go Back, Jack, Do It Again” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread

Well, that was lovely! Would you care for more? TO THE GAMES!

Colts/Chargers:

No pressure, Jacoby. Perhaps it was because he was brought up in the Pats system but Brissett is a very conservative player that rarely throws downfield despite a good arm. Still, the Chargers are ripe for an upset here because of Gordon and his situation, Derwin James not being around and a weak O-line missing left tackle Okung. That’s three difference-makers subtracted from a game. Enticing a gambler even more is the fact that the Colts D unit came together in the 2nd half of the year and the line on this game has blossomed from 3 to 6.5 after a certain retirement.

Bengals/Seahawks:

When I think of superior edge defenders the name Carl Lawson doesn’t come up but his two year win rate of 20.1% is second behind only Joey Bosa. Rb Mixon is the more talented back but Chris Carson will get the better numbers by game’s end here.

Lions/Cards:

Let The Kyler Murray Era begin! (unless Arizona management falls in love with yet another qb in next year’s draft) The preseason game I eyeballed he seemed to be all over the place-like 1 good play, 1 bad, then a head-scratcher but he did end the season with a 65% passing average and a 76 qb rating. I’m guessing that the Lions aren’t going to be remotely ready for what Murray’s legs bring to the table. (table, legs? Woo!)

Giants/Boys:

Here’s the afternoon feature because America’s Turd and New York-area ratings. I’m not complaining however. I wouldn’t even mind Dallas running train on the Giants as long as it means that questions regarding Eli grow louder and speeds his inevitable demise. I WANT NEW THINGS!

Niners/Bucs:

Tampa’s secondary as a whole ranked 28th of 32 teams. Their San Fran counterpart gave up the 2nd-most passing TD’s last year. The over/under is 50. You do the math.

Let’s break that figurative huddle and get out there.

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Redshirt

0-0-1! A game no one deserved to win.

King Hippo

That was almost erotically pleasing.

Redshirt

Come on SAFETY!!!!

Redshirt

…and that’s why he’s a cornerback and not a wide receiver.

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OH MY GOD THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A PICK SIX LOL

King Hippo

Even funnier, he runs around enough to bleed the clock, tackled at the 1

King Hippo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Brocky

Cmon, something happen

King Hippo

Terrell Suggs is still alive/playing??

King Hippo

LMAO, he killed the clock.

Redshirt

Watch FOX cut away.

Redshirt

The Safety Gods demand a sacrifice!

WCS

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Redshirt

What the hell are you doing, Arizona?! Take the half a win!

King Hippo

no wait, funniest outcome is Fat Stafford walking out the back of the end zone for a safety. 29-27, Qardinals

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lol I like this better than a tie

King Hippo

Don’t get cute, asshole. TAKE TEH POINT!!

Redshirt

Announcer: “Trust us. The fans are still here.”

King Hippo

IT’S HAPPENING!!!

WCS

Is there a two-minute warning in OT?

WCS

I guess so.

King Hippo

yup

/Pam GIF

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I hope the Week 1 tie becomes a new tradition

King Hippo

abso-fucking-lutely!

King Hippo

/also, I think we had at least ONE Glorious Scorinami today

King Hippo

For a “crowd on its feet” – seems a tad library quiet to me.

Redshirt

Time to see if they’re going to kiss their sister.

King Hippo

Prater hasn’t had a drink in like 4 hours, so you’d think he’d be shakier

King Hippo

GLORIOUS Draw – es posible!

Brocky

Now miss the field goal.

Brocky

Cmon football gods, give me this. You have no problem screwing over detroit

Redshirt

Football Gods: “If We keep screwing over Detroit, We may have pay them palimony.”

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