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- Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread – September 22, 2019
- Your “Pass That Torch!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread – September 22, 2019
- Your “On To Victory! (*Not Applicable To Jets or Fins)” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread – September 22, 2019
It shouldn’t be this way. We should be happy. The Browns look like a very watchable, exciting team this year. The Cardinals are conducting an experiment with a dynamic rookie that may take the league’s obsession with the passing game to new heights. Equally interesting is what the Ravens have planned for LAMAR! The Chiefs caught lightning in a bottle and the team is an offensive juggernaut and must-watch TV. I was honestly looking forward to this year…
And then the fucking Pats signed fucking Antonio fucking Brown. With Edelman, Thomas and Gordon, they’ve now got the most talented wideout crew in the league. So now we’re going to see a shit-ton of goddamn wr screens. (I don’t know why this isn’t illegal) So many it’s going to make our eyes bleed. And this is going to further slow fucking Tom Brady’s decline as a qb. Fuck. Another year of running the table in the AFC East against those hapless franchises. And of course the Pats get yet another fucking cakewalk to their conference’s title game. And no matter who they face they’ll inevitably get some help via one or two dicey calls from their teammates on the reffing crew.
And as legit fans of the sport (and our numbers are dwindling-wonder why) we’ve no choice but to watch it all unfold as though it were foretold. And the league loves this! They eat this shit sandwich up and ask for seconds, and thirds. Whatever. TO THE GAME!
Go fuck yourself, NFL and the Pats. The fucking End.