Your “If I Have To” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Even though he’s requested it, Jalen Ramsey is unlikely to be traded before the Jags Thursday night game against Tennessee.

  • Get ready for another few weeks of this: Colin Kaepernick’s agent has “reached out” to teams in need of QB help.
    • Given that he settled his collusion case back in February, no team has pressing need to prove him right or wrong about his abilities.
  • On that note, the Jets have signed David Fales to back up Luke Falk in advance of their 60-point loss to the Patriots this Sunday,
    • Fales played for Adam Gase in Miami, and Jay Cutler probably wasn’t returning any calls.
    • With a bye in Week 4, the Jets hope to have Mono Man Sam Darnold back for Week 5.

Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Phillies at Atlanta – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN
    • Blue Jays at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
  • NCAA:
    • Women’s College Volleyball: Purdue at Kentucky – 7:00PM | ESPNU
  • Leagues Cup Soccer:
    • Cruz Azul vs. Tigres UANL – 10:30PM | ESPN2
  • NHL Preseason:
    • Florida at Montreal – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1

There’s FOOTBAW! tomorrow night, so these short spells between games don’t seem as bad as those long periods in the summer where nothing was on TV. I can only take so much family.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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