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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
Alright! Week 2! Looks like we’re all getting the rust knocked off and….you know, I’m not even going to worry about word count here. What’s Hippo gonna do, get rid of me? I’m like the best young player on the NFL/Dick Joke blogging equivalent of the Miami Dolphins. Can’t get rid of me. No sir.
So here are your Week 2 Quotables results. Submissions here.
The ones I already made: https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/collections/c52Siixo/2019-week-2-quotables
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All my 2019 gifs: https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/collections/J5yVYTS0/2019-quotables
All quotables: https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/collections/d1b07a5abdb0af409eefb97173cfa103/all_quotables
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Belichick be like fuck that shit. Who had one game?
To be fair, I thought he’d make it to the bye week.
I thought the Raiders would find a way to block him before a snap… I only feel sorry for those deluded people that actually bought his jersey XD
So does anybody look good in all of this? Pittsburgh got the picks from the Raiders, but they proved that Brown and Bell weren’t so easily replaceable either because even before BEN went down they kinda sucked.
(Rhetorical.)
Well, depending on the contract wording, the only people getting off clean will be our legal team, because it just may be that we’re on the hook only for 150k, with the rest now void thanks to AB once again opening his mouth (or … well… chat app… same diff)
That is just great work, people.
Joe Biden’s foot fetish turns deadly….
“Ric Ocasek wasn’t the only Car to die this weekend.”
-nomonkeyfun
That is shifting into turbo mode!
Yeah, that was my favorite too (once I figured it out).
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