Happy first Friday of the off season. I trust you all enjoyed The Big Game™? I decided to do some more experimenting at the bar. When looking at my shelf of oils and vinegars when preparing dinner earlier this evening, I spied a small bottle of serrano honey. I immediately started thinking of how I can incorporate that into a drink. I remembered I had a bottle of elderflower liqueur that has rarely been used. I tried a bit of the vinegar with the liqueur and they played very nicely together! Thinking I had something here, I started thinking base spirit, and my mind immediately went to gin.
Experiment #1
2 oz. gin
.5 oz Elderflower liqueur
6 drops serrano honey balsamic vinegar
Add all ingredients to a shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Theres…something here. The gin does overpower everything else though. The elderflower cuts some of the gin’s potency. The vinegar is barely noticeable in the taste, least of all the serrano. Although you can detect a hint of the balsamic smell when you sniff the glass. I ended up adding a few more drops into the glass and stirring since the vinegar sank to the bottom. I will say it improved the flavor a little bit. Not the worst, but I think I can do better.
Experiment #2:
2 oz. gin
.75 oz. Elderflower
.25 oz Serrano balsamic vinegar
Add all ingredients to a shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
So the color is noticeably darker, thanks to the addition of more vinegar. The sweet notes of the elderflower are more pronounced, but the gin still powers through all the way through the sip. However, there is one odd observation of note here. The drink seems to change flavors the more you sip it down. My theory is that the vinegar is denser than the water, so as the drink sits, the vinegar slowly sinks to the bottom, changing the entire flavor profile. Feeling the gin may be a bit too overpowering, I’ve got one more experiment up my sleeve.
Experiment #3
2 oz. Vodka
.75 oz. Elderflower liqueur
.25 oz Serrano balsamic vinegar
Add all ingredients to a shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Third time is the charm. The substitution of vodka as the base spirit made a world of difference here. The milder base spirit lets the vinegar and the elderflower really shine. The vinegar brings sour, tangy undertones which counters the elderflower’s inherent sweetness, creating a well balanced, off the board cocktail.
So there you have it, a Sharkbait original, created through trial and error. Now, what should I call this creation?
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Summer’s Elderflower Eve!
Also Happy Friday and you fucks.
Vodka, elderflower, balsamic vinegar…
“I’ll have one Duma Dainty Douche please!”
Quit drink shaming.
Vodka and vinegar sure sounds like…a recipe FOAR regularity. 😀
Yes, I AM “working from home” right now; why do you ask?
” Jackie Gleason was a hedonistic ne’er-do-well his whole career. Long before he was famous he convinced the producers of the Broadway sketch comedy revue The Duchess Misbehaves to advance him a month’s salary, which he promptly wasted on booze, broads and card games. When he stumbled through rehearsals hungover and half drunk, he was fired and replaced with the burlesque comedian Joey Faye.
Broadway producer David Merrick had similar problems when Gleason starred in his production Take Me Along. Merrick said Gleason was “a big, fat drunken slob … who was appearing night after night virtually drunk on stage.”
Gleason and booze went hand in hand. Even his famous nickname – The Great One – was bestowed by Orson Welles during a drunken bender together.
One afternoon when he was wasted on the golf course, Gleason engaged in a golf cart race, driving wildly out of control with his manager Bullets Durgom in the passenger seat. When the cart crashed and capsized, Durgom had to be hospitalized for a fractured spine.
Television had a strict rule about reciting phone numbers over the air. With the exception of charity telethons, no real phone numbers were to be used in entertainment programming. The FCC allocated the numbers 555 as a fictional prefix for any script that needed a phone number. As a prank, Jackie Gleason defied the rule in a sketch on The Jackie Gleason Show, giving out the number of his favorite New York watering hole – Toots Shor’s. “Shor was bombarded with calls, but so was a New York druggist whose number happened to be very similar to Shor’s,” reported The New York Daily News. “Needless to say, the druggist was one of the most annoyed and vociferous complainers on record.”
Gleason was among the most popular personalities in America, but he was not without haters. Television created a new subgenre in American media – the irate letter writer. Newspapers in the 1950s were filled with angry letters to the editor complaining about everyone and everything. They had a large impact on how sponsors coordinated and censored their programming. In the decades prior to “mean tweets” it was the letters to the editor section that gave voice to raving lunatics. “Nothing Jackie Gleason does will ever look good to me,” wrote a viewer to The Cincinnati Enquirer in 1955. “He is not a comedian. He is a fat tub of lard who talks too much. What ever happened to his diet? I am glad he is off for the season. – No Gleason Fan.” ”
And that is why I like Gleason.
Yeah, I realize he was a drunken abuser, but far more interesting than Wayne Newton, Pat Boone, or others marketed as such.
Can we haz report on your state of mind?
Somewhere along the line of Confessions of an English Opium-Eater
Say Confessions of a DFO (Boston Branch) Drink Experimenter
With just these three I’m thinking we are not in Naked Lunch/ Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas territory, so keep going.
I can get on board with a state of mind check in. TL;DR: This tastes good. I wonder if I can add booze to it.
So how did you feel after these three? Taller? Funnier? The essence of drunkenness, the alteration of perception. Oh well, we can wait for jjfozz to go a-bourbaling, no need to pull a hammy.
u had me at Opium-Eater obvs
/also DONKS WOO!!!!
I think it will take somewhat less opium consumption to watch them next year.
a corner perhaps has been turned. Plus, we can get our Chubb on again.
I’m okay with that; especially when talking about my anxiety.
Gin – it makes everything in the world seem a-ok!
/until the following morning 🙁