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Here’s the deal, I think today’s entries are an improvement on last week’s. Therefore, I am phoning in the text portion of this post. Please see your Week 10 Quotables submissions below.
2019 Quotables – Week 10 (Submissions)
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Hat tip to Downfield Matriculator for the inspiration.
You know, Groucho Marx once said that hickory BBQ repeats itself, first as tragedy and then as farts.
I don’t think that’s how that quote goes, coach.
Shut up.
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I see Peyton Barber is carrying on his cousin Marion’s tradition of idiotic fumbles
Peyton dropping it like a hot teabag?
This Brian Hoyer, I call him Hank Hill because he’s getting a lot of unwanted attention from aggressive Dolphins.
Dolphins will do that. I’ve seen the videos.
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NFL Street is back, baby!
Andrew Luck doesn’t regret retiring one bit.
LAMAR!: “Guys! GUYS! Guess who I am? GUESS!?! I’M BRIAN BOSWORTH! I’M THE BOZ!!!!”
Team: “Who?”
THE BOZ, as recently seen in the movie where this asshole tries to shoot God:
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Figures that the Cowboys saved their best moves when facing away from the end zone.
He’s not facing away. He’s just only ever played on this side of the 50 yard line
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I knew the Bengals were bad, but Baltimore starting Stevie Wonder at QB still seems like rubbing it in.
“You wanna impress me? Take the wheel for a little while, motherfucker!”
To paraphrase the Bill Murray movie “Quick Change”…no, no, if those were my Raiders he’d have fumbled and then fallen down BEFORE he made it to the end zone.
Other coaches are taking note of Dak’s chicken wing distraction dance and adding it to their gameplan against the Chiefs.
THIS GUY JAMAL ADAMS I CALL HIM JACK CAUSE HE JUST ROBBED A GIANT.
Dak’s works on his Rex Grossman impression during warm-ups resulting in tens of missed periods, but thankfully no pregnancies.
I’m not sure this tribute to Al Davis’s last moments was appropriate
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“Too flashy.”
-J. Flacco
Another week, another complaint to NFL HQ from the Somali pirates about this egregious slandering of their chosen profession.
CTE has the whole Titans team thinking they’re the ’72 Dolphins
Nissan Stadium charges $12 for Bud Light and $15 for Imaginary Pale Ale.
Haven’t seen a Giant go down that easily since Flavor Flav offered Brigitte Nielsen some coke.
Outstanding
And we’re done with this one.
To quote a comment I saw years ago:
Its sonofspam’s world, we’re just living in it
What happens when the Ravens invite Timbuk3 to play halftime.
You know, that dance isn’t as safe as they said it was.
For that Jameis Winston one:
“Those fucking ghosts got to Jameis, too!” – Sam Darnold
Ronald Jones but I like that any stupid fumble is assumed to be the fault of Rapey J.
I saw dumb fumble, and the first thing that came to mind was Jameis being Jameis. If they need a brain to study CTE, it has to be his.
Reporter: Has Dak passed the concussion protocol?
NFL: Yep
He took those moves from a thalomide baby practicing kung fu.
“Here, here, just take it and leave, I don’t want no trouble” – Danny Dimes flashing back to walking through the wrong neighborhood in Durham
This Veterans Day, the Titans are honoring the proud legacy of the brave men and women who sacrificed their livers at bachelor and bachelorette parties across the battlefield of Broadway.
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This hits me right in the G Spot
The one time Chris Berman’s “whoop whoop whoop” would have been appropriate, and I’m still glad he’s off the air.
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Always good to see Joe Pisarcik getting another chance in the Pros.
History repeats itself, first as tragedy then as farce
– K. Marx
“They say that belly fat forms a belt restricting how much a person can eat in a timed race, but I have run these calculations and I think I can still put down an entire cow and three whole hogs before that Chestnut fella.”
“Coach. That’s just a bunch of sauce stains.”
“Shut up.”
I’LL BE BACK
you’re doing it wrong, you’re supposed to drop the ball on the 1. smh
This guys *gets* it
Florida cops get a bad wrap but I think it’s cool that they let you strike a pose in Jameis’s weekly police lineup.
And this would not be the last time that Alabama laid down on a football field that weekend
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“My God. What a disrespectful display to all those out there who suffer from substance abuse problems. Now a few words from our sponsor Bud Light, the official beer of the NFL.”
-J. Buck
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First it was MRSA, now the Tampa locker room is a breeding ground for Fumble-itis.
“This gives me an idea. Is Stevie Wonder available to play quarterback?”
–Ryan Pace
Kaep- who?
OH GODDAMMIT!!!
I haven’t seen a ham move like that since Jon Lovitz in the Wedding Singer.
That’s the kind of defensive pressure you expect to see when you line up in the world’s dumbest formation.
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Ur move, Shakira!!
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