Fantasy Football Sucks – The Lunatic Ravings

Cut your hair Russell, you damned hippie.  NO YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!

(ahem)

Since no one else seems to want to bitch and whine about the totally unfair breaks in fantasy football this year, I guess I’ll have to give it a go.

I was coasting all weekend.  I had a comfortable, though not insurmountable lead (obviously) going into Monday night.

All I needed was an average output from Emmanuel Sanders and for Russell Wilson not to, you know….Russell Wilson everything to hell and back.

Then….Boom.

Sanders goes down to injury in the first half.  I mean fuck, all I needed was two more completions and about another 20 YAC.

But noooooooooooooooooooo.

Still, I hung on.  Thinking this still might be enough.  17 pt lead.  Then 12.  Then 5.

And of course, Russell caught fire.  He musta been listening to Macklemore or something.  I dunno.

But I still was clinging to a lead late.  And then…

Overtime.

Ironically, if McLaughlin had missed that kick and hadn’t forced OT, and the Niners had lost in regulation….tWBS wins.

But at that point I knew I was ded.  SF’s D was gassed, now it’s time for the RW show.

I turned the game off and went to bed.  Woke up around 4 am to see that I’d lost by a point.

ONE FUCKING POINT.

Goodbye 2nd place (1st-ish place I liked to call it).  Goodbye first round bye.  Fuck you fantasy football.

Yup, that seems about right.

I’m not whining…..YOU’RE whining.

No YOU shut up.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Beerguyrob

I had the Bears in the DFO Eliminator Pool this weekend & somehow survived.

ballsofsteelandfury

You and Why Eagles Why are the only ones left.

Senor Weaselo

I’m too lazy to remember my Yahoo password in DFO-ball but considering I have Cam and David Johnson I assume Crash Team Drinking made like Cam’s car/shoulder/foot and is an absolute wreck.

Game Time Decision

not too bad
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Game Time Decision

and thanks for the win…hahaha

King Hippo

I was watching the score, since I wanted to be alone in 1st place. You also would have won if Chase the Hobo had missed his 2nd attempt. I can’t recall if Wilson needed the yards he got on the very last drive (after the Tomsulas ain’t listen to me and take a knee) but I think so.

blaxabbath

Also, FF is an infuriating hobby. I am terrible more years than not but winning does feel good. Even if just to say, “I don’t even know what I doing and I beat you!”

And that is why I call my defeated rivals “The 2019 Cincinnati Bengals”.

blaxabbath

Should this have been penned under BC Dick’s sister account, FF Dick?

BC Dick

Only a real dick talks to other people about his fantasy football team.

blaxabbath

Such a good avatar choice…..