DFO Radio: Meat

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY

Four members of the Losers Investment Club sit glumly around a table.

COLIN COWHERD: So when does Andy get back from Disney World, anyhow?

KATIE NOLAN: Disney World?  He never went to Disney World.

COLIN COWHERD: But I thought he…

BILL O’BRIEN: No, he’s in some t-t-t-town in California – Lone P-p-pine, I think?  He heard there was a vending m-m-machine up there that sells ribs.

— [laptop flies open] —

LAWRENCE TYNES: [via teleconference] Will you guys please let me back in the room? I hate being cooped up at home here.

COLIN: Not until you’re Coronavirus free.

LAWRENCE: I keep telling you, I never had Coronavirus.  It was just a regular case of pneumonia, I get those every other week…

JOSH ROSEN: [minimizes teleconference window] Sorry to interrupt, but our portfolio is down another 2%.

KATIE: Guh.

BILL: You said it, K-k-k-katie.  Anybody g-g-got anything we c-c-can use to distract ourselves?

JOSH: How about some music?

COLIN: Sounds good to me.  What have you got?

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Editor’s Note: A couple of days ago SonOfSpam and I made the following bet.  What beer should I select when it pays off in like, the next fifteen minutes?