Here we stand at the precipice of the culmination of the greatest theoretical sports competition of all time.
More thrilling than a hundred chess championships played end to end.
More theoretical than an e-sports athlete.
And more ladies screaming at frozen rocks than when those escorts finally agreed to visit my ice fishing shack.
Yes, indeed it is so: The Theoretical Women’s World Curling Championship has a winner!
As nearly two dozen of us know, the final came down to whether #1 ranked Team Sweden
Or #2 ranked Team Canada
Would secure the victory for their country and their husbands, who are surely waiting at home for a good meal to be cooked right about now.
It was a tight race, with Team Sweden racing out to a four vote lead before Team Canada pulled back within one. Alas, it was not to be for the lady Canucks as in the end they lost out by the narrowest of margins (one) to the Swedes.
Congratulations to Anna Hasselborg and her team of stunning stone sliders for the first and perhaps only TWWCC!
While Canada did have the star of the tournament in the lovely and talented Shannon Birchard, the Swedes just had too much depth on their squad and managed to push past any obstacles put in their way to get what they wanted.
Say… there’s a job opening in Hollywood that seems like it would be right up their collective alley (I want to see this alley, by the way). Gently used walker and a lifetime subscription to G&C magazine included.
So thanks to all who voted and I hope you get a chance to take in some real hot lady curling action sometime soon. And if you’re wondering why the poll says it is tied that is because I voted before the end and I should’ve waiting to be the tiebreaker. Instead, as usual when it comes to beautiful women, I was not required.
On a side note, I watched My Cousin Vinny the other day and good gracious me is Marisa Tomei ever spectacularly, irresistibly gorgeous in that movie.
The clothes, the accent, the total package. What a woman. A cute little baby dee-yah?
George was a fool. He had his shot and he blew it!
But that is all the curling and Marisa Tomei I’ve got for the day. Next week – the men’s tournament! All plaid, all tight, and a little bit of kilt action. Get your loins girded, boys and girls.
Maybe I missed it, but I am surprised this didn’t get any play here today.
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/nfl-superstar-tom-brady-kicked-out-of-park-closed-due-to-virus-new/
I heard he was throwing the ball to himself — working on a skill he never mastered in New England
BOOOOM! Der it eeez peoples!
Brady: “Don’t You Know Who I Am!?”
Florida Warden: “Not really, no.”
Brady: [feels deflated]
“deflated”
I see what you did there. And I liked it.
Did you film it?
And YOU get a plus 1! And YOU get a plus 1!
Everybody who makes Patriots cheating jokes gets a plus 1!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VnCi4gqtrE
I think I mixed it wrong; my drink just turned out to be an Out of Date.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOZPBUu7Fro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtLB8VdlaU0
Nice!! Another set of curlers to ogle and vote for!!
3, 4, 2, 1.
(repost)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgh10of6DKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sj_U6vObUA
lol Gronk contacted the Pats to ask them to trade him to the Bucs if he reactivates
Gronk’s antibiotic-resistant STDs combined with the Raymond James Stadium strain of MRSA? That’d make COVID-19 look like a mild case of the sniffles.
“WHY HAS FACKIN GAWD FAHSAHKEN HIS CHOWSEN? NAWT FA-UH!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaxnRIhFXu4
Was this just recent?
KIDDING.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uejh-bHa4To
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA1cX-wgMdM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tndd5a2071k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV6-Dm9Uu1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFNbTdLfBwQ
I would have claimed that, but tWBS beat me 2 it with his “Early Daytime” thread sign-off. Great song.
This is the Rolling Stones in their short lived and faddish psychedelic Sgt. Pepper phase that Keith Richards wrote in his book was the stupidest thing they ever did and he hated it. The songs weren’t too bad but they weren’t themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EoOVvGV_aQ
That sound you hear is me slapping myself in the face for assuming “BC” meant Boston College.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS3i-irQ0L0
(I miss sports)
The accent? Really?
I’m judging you like Hippo judges fetishes.
Like Itchy Hippo before the pills? Or Mellow Hippo after the pills?
Hippo is busy being addicted to a video game. Stay tuned for Saturday when you won’t understand the words but feel his rage.
Oh yes. Yes a hundred times. I love that. Favourite accent by far. In my afterlife she’ll be yelling at me to clean up my act while I drink beer on the lawn in a filthy undershirt.
Some accents and voices can move people way up the charts…… other way down (listen to Fran Drescher)….. this might also be a good competition or spank bracket.
Yeah, Brooklyn, Long Island, and Boston accents are huge turnoffs for me. Australian and Irish, yes please.
I turned my GPS to an Irish woman, and now I can never find my way without an erection.
Your wee divining rod eh
Yes, it is not noticeable, but it tells me to take a wrong turn. WeeWee is probably more apt. It may be short, but at least it’s skinny!
I discovered that Siri has an Australian female setting.