BC Dick Tuesday

Here we stand at the precipice of the culmination of the greatest theoretical sports competition of all time.

More thrilling than a hundred chess championships played end to end.

More theoretical than an e-sports athlete.

And more ladies screaming at frozen rocks than when those escorts finally agreed to visit my ice fishing shack.

Yes, indeed it is so: The Theoretical Women’s World Curling Championship has a winner!

Don’t bother getting up, fellas. If the teams don’t break a sweat, why should you?

As nearly two dozen of us know, the final came down to whether #1 ranked Team Sweden

Or #2 ranked Team Canada

Would secure the victory for their country and their husbands, who are surely waiting at home for a good meal to be cooked right about now.

It was a tight race, with Team Sweden racing out to a four vote lead before Team Canada pulled back within one. Alas, it was not to be for the lady Canucks as in the end they lost out by the narrowest of margins (one) to the Swedes.

Congratulations to Anna Hasselborg and her team of stunning stone sliders for the first and perhaps only TWWCC!

All dressed up, just for me? Oh, yes, I’ll move.

While Canada did have the star of the tournament in the lovely and talented Shannon Birchard, the Swedes just had too much depth on their squad and managed to push past any obstacles put in their way to get what they wanted.

Say… there’s a job opening in Hollywood that seems like it would be right up their collective alley (I want to see this alley, by the way). Gently used walker and a lifetime subscription to G&C magazine included.

So thanks to all who voted and I hope you get a chance to take in some real hot lady curling action sometime soon. And if you’re wondering why the poll says it is tied that is because I voted before the end and I should’ve waiting to be the tiebreaker. Instead, as usual when it comes to beautiful women, I was not required.

On a side note, I watched My Cousin Vinny the other day and good gracious me is Marisa Tomei ever spectacularly, irresistibly gorgeous in that movie.

The clothes, the accent, the total package. What a woman. A cute little baby dee-yah?

George was a fool. He had his shot and he blew it!

But that is all the curling and Marisa Tomei I’ve got for the day. Next week – the men’s tournament! All plaid, all tight, and a little bit of kilt action. Get your loins girded, boys and girls.

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An aspiring nihilist who lives in British Columbia and feels nothing while watching the Seahawks, Blue Jays, Lions, Canucks, and several local minor league teams.
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Viva La Tabula Raza

Maybe I missed it, but I am surprised this didn’t get any play here today.
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/nfl-superstar-tom-brady-kicked-out-of-park-closed-due-to-virus-new/

Downfield Matriculator

I heard he was throwing the ball to himself — working on a skill he never mastered in New England

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

BOOOOM! Der it eeez peoples!

scotchnaut

Brady: “Don’t You Know Who I Am!?”

Florida Warden: “Not really, no.”

Brady: [feels deflated]

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dunstan

“deflated”

I see what you did there. And I liked it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Did you film it?

Dunstan

And YOU get a plus 1! And YOU get a plus 1!
Everybody who makes Patriots cheating jokes gets a plus 1!

ALXMAC
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think I mixed it wrong; my drink just turned out to be an Out of Date.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Nice!! Another set of curlers to ogle and vote for!!

ALXMAC

3, 4, 2, 1.

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Gratliff

lol Gronk contacted the Pats to ask them to trade him to the Bucs if he reactivates

LemonJello

Gronk’s antibiotic-resistant STDs combined with the Raymond James Stadium strain of MRSA? That’d make COVID-19 look like a mild case of the sniffles.

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“WHY HAS FACKIN GAWD FAHSAHKEN HIS CHOWSEN? NAWT FA-UH!”

ALXMAC
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Was this just recent?

KIDDING.

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ALXMAC

I would have claimed that, but tWBS beat me 2 it with his “Early Daytime” thread sign-off. Great song.

Brick Meathook

This is the Rolling Stones in their short lived and faddish psychedelic Sgt. Pepper phase that Keith Richards wrote in his book was the stupidest thing they ever did and he hated it. The songs weren’t too bad but they weren’t themselves.

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

That sound you hear is me slapping myself in the face for assuming “BC” meant Boston College.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS3i-irQ0L0

ALXMAC

(I miss sports)

Dunstan

The accent? Really?

I’m judging you like Hippo judges fetishes.

LemonJello

Like Itchy Hippo before the pills? Or Mellow Hippo after the pills?
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litre_cola

Hippo is busy being addicted to a video game. Stay tuned for Saturday when you won’t understand the words but feel his rage.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Some accents and voices can move people way up the charts…… other way down (listen to Fran Drescher)….. this might also be a good competition or spank bracket.

Dunstan

Yeah, Brooklyn, Long Island, and Boston accents are huge turnoffs for me. Australian and Irish, yes please.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I turned my GPS to an Irish woman, and now I can never find my way without an erection.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, it is not noticeable, but it tells me to take a wrong turn. WeeWee is probably more apt. It may be short, but at least it’s skinny!

Dunstan

I discovered that Siri has an Australian female setting.