Your Zombie tWBS-style Karen Carpenter Open Thread

More from BRICK MEATHOOK’S LIBRARY

This section here is quite eclectic. I haven’t rearranged anything for these photos; the books are in the exact order I placed them there way back when, through whatever reasoning was going through my mind at the time. So what do we have here?

I grade these by whether I’ve read them or not:

The Los Angeles River through Dispatches: yes

The section of financial planning literature: browsed, absorbed nothing

New York Times Practical Guide . . . : didn’t need to read, already knew it

That leaves two items unaccounted for. First, between Dispatches and the financial guides is a thin booklet with no spine. It is this:

I got a fishing merit badge even though fishing frankly bores me. I’d rather drive the boat around. This pamphlet was published about fifty years before I was born.

Speaking of before I was born . . .

On the end there is The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. I read a different copy of this in college, because I wrote a paper for a girl with big tits in exchange for me being allowed to fuck her every which way I could, before, during, and after I was writing it, and she was a grad student too (ask me about the other big-titted grad student who I wrote a paper for in exchange for doing the nasty and she is now the head of a big human-rights commission based in Paris). But look! There’s a Dewey Decimal System notation on the rugged spine! Is that a library book? It is!

I wonder what the fine is up to now . . .