“The [DFO] Motto, and Other Sayings” Saturday Evening Open Thread

I don’t know about you, but it’s been a bad week professionally. My shoulder is still killing me, I’m expected to return to work in ten days without the institution having a firm COVID plan in place, I found out a job application may have been ’round filed’ & am looking into legal options, and at 6:00PM tonight I’m being dragged into a union ZOOM meeting about responses to management vis-a-vis the return to work.

Current YouTube mood:

Anyway, it’s two weeks until the return of football. I hope you’ve enjoyed the team previews so far. The advantage we’ve had this year is that COVID has kept preseason games to zero, so people are writing about a team pretty much based on pure initiative. It’s been nice not being bombarded by NFL propaganda, which then makes it easier to enjoy the prolific work of writers such as ours, who do it for fun.

Also – fuck 2020. Why did it have to take Chadwick Boseman from us when Clarence Thomas is (literally) sitting RIGHT THERE?!


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Flyers vs. Islanders – 7 p.m | NBCSN / SN / CBC
    • Golden Knights vs. Canucks – 9:45 p.m. | NBCSN / SN / CBC
  • NBA:
    • Oklahoma City vs. Houston – 6:30 PM | TNT / TSN
    • Portland vs. Los Angeles – 9:00 PM | TNT / TSN
  • Pugilism:
    • UFC Fight Night: Smith vs. Rakic
      • Prelims – 6:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
      • Main Card – 9:00PM | ESPN+ / TSN2
  • Left turns:
    • NASCAR Cup Series:
      • Coke Zero Sugar 400 – 7:00PM | NBC
  • Fútbol:
    • Liga MX:
      • San Luis vs. Club América – 7:30PM | UNI
      • Guadalajara vs. Pachuca – 8:00PM | TELMUN
      • Cruz Azúl vs. Necaxa – 9:55PM | UNI
    • MLS Soccer:
      • New England Revolution vs. New York Red Bulls – 8:00PM | FS1
  • Southern hemisphere tackle sports:
    • Australian Rules Football:
      • Carlton vs. Collingwood – 1:30AM | TSN
  • Are you fucking shitting me?
    • High-School Football:
      • St. Xavier at Brownsburg – 6:00PM | ESPN2
        • St. Xavier (Ohio) at Brownsburg (Ind.).
      • Century Bismarck vs. Legacy Bismarck – 9:00PM | ESPN2
    • College Football:
      • Austin Peay vs. Central Arkansas – 9:00PM | ESPN

My contempt for my employer & co-workers is barely concealed at this point. I don’t think I’ll make it through the whole meeting.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Finishing up The Morning Show. The writing is….not good but this show is oddly compelling.

ballsofsteelandfury

You should be watching Carlton-Collingwood on ESPN2…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Its halftime, so how helpful are you there?

ballsofsteelandfury

At least I didn’t type any spoilers! 🙂

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Same