2020 Quotables – Week 14 (Results)

This week’s guest contributor is .


What is the origin story?

How is it you have come to arrive here? This is my memory. It may not match with yours.
This community. I first met you as a lurker at KSK. Our queen. Always admired the writing. Being smart and funny is very hard. But it was achieved by this group. When the hammer dropped at that place that should not be named, I moved over to the new site. I was hooked. I had a business trip to Vancouver and met up with BeerGuyRob at a baseball game. I still don’t remember how I got back to my hotel.
I was still a lurker. Honestly, I don’t know why I decided to contribute an article. How could I meet the standard I was reading? Maybe I was 3 months into unemployment and missing human interaction? I am also on the spectrum and not happy with direct human interaction. Could this bridge the gap?
Looking at this group, I wondered why people were fans of the teams they were fans of. Hence, my first contribution. Submitting it was terrifying. Sharing why I was a fan and hearing why you were a fan. Still, the feedback I got gave me the courage for my first AEW post that next Saturday. With all of the days that were empty of sports due to the global bastard, I thought I could make a day more full. I was happy to help with the Wednesday Open Thread. My invisible internet friends. Thank you.
Plus, I can post pictures of boobies. BOOBIES!
I have one job. BOOBIES!

“Wait, you mean you can actually see them when you talk to them? – Manti T.” -ArmedandHammered

“Yakety Sax, Sad Trombone and the Price Is Right Loser Horn all fight for the honor of NOT being used in this clip.” -LemonJello

*Pete Townshend files trademark infringement lawsuit.* – Viva La Tabula Raza

“Why is it if you were to add the Team with No Name to the Team with No City you would still get a Team with No Playoff Chances?” – Duchess

“Today we honour our tributes to COVID” – Game Time Decision

“Welcome to Miami, where the fans are enjoying the ‘Body Fat Percentage Jersey’ giveaway, sponsored by Papa John’s and Crisco.” -SonOfSpam

“’Back in my day, we had standards. The ref is right there — throw the flag!’ — H. McCringleberry, Penn State 2012″ – Downfield Matriculator

“/sphincter flies open” – BrettFavresColonoscopy
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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yeah right

I love your work Rock Island Jeffrey.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Welcome to Miami, where the fans are enjoying the ‘Body Fat Percentage Jersey’ giveaway, sponsored by Papa John’s and Crisco.”

Did Will Smith change the lyrics?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If the point was to post a bunch of gifs that made our stomachs ache with laughter, why didn’t we just use a collection of “highlights” from last night’s “football” game?

ballsofsteelandfury

You do a great job and I’m very happy and thankful you decided to write. Keep up the good work!

Oh, and good job on the boobie pictures too!

Last edited 3 years ago by ballsofsteelandfury
Game Time Decision

SFO is easily the best of the best.