Good day to you!
This is the part dos to the Snaxx that our own Balls sent to me. This is probably due to the fact that he knew that I would get addicted to SecsiMexi futbol! I’m fully addicted to the Mexican brand of futbol as it’s completely unpredictable and the quality of play is quite good. The only issue is of course the diving. I swear there are cartel snipers in each stadium with free license to take anyone out. Nonetheless I’m now addicted and use an illegal stream on game nights and always have it on in the background. I’m sure by now Balls wishes he hadn’t introduced the league to me as my constant texts are probably really annoying!
To the Snaxx!
Fritos Chile y Limon.
I have had Fritos before and I always deemed them sub par compared to a tortilla chip or regular potato chip. The ones in question were the regular salted flavoUr which didn’t really have a lot going for them. I enjoy Chile y Lime tasting things and figured these would be good. They were…alright. I do really like the flavoUr dust as you can really taste the lime which is the only things they have going for them. These would be great in some sort of seafood dip, would be like a chile and lime shrimp taco (or Ottawa Sandwich). I did see a Chorizo version of these up here which I will be sure to purchase when I head back to the Latin market. These are better than the salted version but Fritos are still Fritos and there are better salty snacks out there.
Note: been back to the Latin market and the Chorizo ones are out of stock.
Sponch!
This has history at [DFO] from a meet up in LA. I will be honest, I do not know the joke so someone will have to fill me in below. It’s a marshmallow cookie thing with coconut and some sort of jelly. I’m not normally a fan of marshmallow but I was very excited to try it after hearing so much about it. It’s……… fucking delicious. It starts out very sweet, then you get a straight hit of coconut followed by the jam and cookie. I’m truly surprised how much I like these. I even left 1 in the bag for time of writing and it was stale as hell but still delicious. You had better believe I will be buying these again unless I can’t find them and then I’ll just ask Balls to send me more with bootleg Club Puebla gear. The Facebook sponsored jersey is really something special. I looked up to see if they actually wore it in a game, sadly they did. The NASCAR takeover of Mexican kits came so quickly….
I will not wear this one in public.
Cheetos Colmillos
Ahora con mas sabor! – The first thing I notice is the cigarette warning at the top (not pictured). Exceso Calorios and Exceso sodio! Hell yeah, everyone needs excess calories and salt! I really like these, they are a superb spicy corn treat. The authorities weren’t lying, they are very salty and quite spicy so you will want a Mexican coke to wash it down. This is probably the 2nd favoUrite thing Balls sent me behind that fiery mix and match bag which was epic. These aren’t available in my local market which is a shame for my munchies but probably better for my health. Your fingers get that wonderful red coloUr and do NOT rub your eyes after thoroughly washing your hands.
Morelianas – Fruta Picosta
At first glance he sent me a bag of fruit leather covered in sugar. There is so much loose sugar it is ridiculous.
I guessed that due to the name they are from where Morelia futbol club plays. I now associate everything Mexican with the local futbol heroes. (Damn YOU BALLS) The bags in side the bag are also very difficult to open. I am starting to think I am an absolute moron and can barely use my opposable thumbs. The ingredients are Mexican Hawthorne (I do not know what that is) sugar , Red 40 and tamarind, which basically makes it sugar fruit leather with my favoUrite Red (other than those the late TWBS used to post on Fridays for me). First impressions are that it does not need the excessive sugar at all. The Hawthorne and tamarind are delightfully tangy and would be a great snack for a kid barring the crazy amount of sugar. In the market there is a tonne of tamarind flavoUred stuff, I had no idea it was such a prevalent taste down there. (heh).
Last week I left you with a Fulham clip that made me happy, now back to some humoUr. This is a parody on Chopper Reid a gangster in the 80’s in Melbourne, Eric Bana played him a a really good movie. I actually shoulder barged the real Chopper by accident at a bar my ex worked at in Port Douglas, Australia. He was there on a speaking tour talking about his life etc. and I was trying to get by, he didn’t move so I went through him. This was not appreciated by the burly individual so I apologized (Canadia). It was only after I realized it was the heal Chopper Reid by checking out his ears which he had sawed off in the clink so he could go into solitary.
Be safe, and snack like you never have before during the NCAA tourney.
SPONCH!!
It is super easy to find, I think all 7-11s carry it, and most other convinience stores, so even in America’s Hat you should be able to get ahold of it. Aw man, now I need to make a convinience store run
Seriously, reading about !Sponch! made me want some RIGHT NOW.
Got my money. Feeling all kinds of stimulus in my pocket today.
That’s all well and good, but did you redeem a $5 gift card voucher you won in a T-Mobile contest and plan to spend on a chicken tenders meal from Carl’s Jr.? Oh, you didn’t? Point: Rikki.
I only have 5 hours left to get my free hand sanitizer. Not sure if I really want to go. I might end up with a new phone if I do.
Oh, is that today too? We forgot about that yesterday.
Should’ve bought some VW shares (22% or so up on the day).
@RTD
Uhhh, you plan on yeeting my account off the site or … ?
Right, Plan B – self-yeeting it is. Time to change my e-mail and password to render this account unrecoverable on my end to ensure a clean break (and no backsliding on my end). Btw, that’s the whole reason why I politely asked that to be done is that on the off chance I want to return to the fold down the line that the nickname wouldn’t be “in use” by an un-recoverable account though I may’ve found a loophole in the user control panel. Have a good one y’all
Not sure who this was with the screen name changed name but no need to leave us.
Bk, no one banned you. That was clear in the previous posts.
Where have I said in my two polite requests for account deletion that I’m considering that as formalizing any sort of a ban – I only asked if I was banned because of the coincidence of the site spazzing at the exact wrong tme? It’s way more simple than that – it’d appear that after several years on and off the site my behaviour’s been abhorrent enough that a joke would get mistaken for taking a swipe at another site member. As such, the only reasonable action I can see is to sod off at least for awhile to rethink what I’ve done wrong to induce that sort of reaction in others and take corrective measures. The alterative hypothesis is that my prior behaviour hasn’t given reason to consider a joke (even a bad one) as anything other than being a joke made in good faith, yet be considered something else, which ends in the same conclusion – if one’s track record doesn’t matter, then maybe it’s better to sod off into the sunset. Hell, there’s even a third hypothesis – that I am thinking too much into things and jumped the gun by asking for account deletion, which ends in the same logical conclusion – no one deserves to be subject to my tantrums and I should sod off into the sunset
found a funny:
Could a depressed person do THIS?
[I put on a show I’ve seen 8 times and absentmindedly scroll my phone]
Chelski soccer in the afternoon!
Thats ROCKING!
wonder if Pulisic gonna get subbed in
Always amused when I see one of these articles professing befuddlement that birth rates have dropped during the pandemic instead of going up. The expectation of the writers (and it’s almost always dudes) seems to be: (1) if you lock couples up together, they will fuck more; and (2) more fucking leads to more babies.
I will let the married DFOers comment on the truth of (1), but as to (2), uh, birth control is a thing that exists? And many people are probably not super keen on having a child during a time of instability?
It reminds me of when the late Rush Limbaugh (may he roast in hell) went after Sandra Fluke as a “slut” for pointing out that birth control pills can be expensive if your health plan doesn’t cover them. He either believed, or pretended to believe, that the Pill is something you take each time you have sex, so taking the Pill regularly must mean you’re having lots of sex.
Yeah but on the bright side Rush is still dead.
Also a plus, he never reproduced.
Cross-species reproduction is always difficult.
I’m gonna go ahead and disagree with our esteemed author on this topic: Fritos are the far superior chip snack to virtually any other chip. But they have to be the regular Fritos, not those damn scoop chips. That additional size throws off the texture and mouthfeel. They’re not good. But regular Fritos are the best, and that is a hill I will die on, probably from eating too many Fritos.
Especially if you place chili and cheese on a plate of Fritos.
I enjoy the Fritos Scoops as a vessel for shoveling buffalo chicken dip into my maw.
CHILLI CHEESE & HONEY BBQ TWISTS FRITOS
ARE ROCKING!!!!
in a bowl, all three mixed in. some chopped fresh onions, if you are feeling bold.
Regular fritos are trash, but chili cheese fritos are the only snack I will buy when they are not on sale. They are divine.
All Fritos are meh to bad.
[starts calmly sharpening a straight razor]
Not chili cheese ones.
BREAKING: Former Met Opera conductor James Levine, whose career ended after sexual misconduct allegations, has died at age 77, his doctor says.
There are certain phrases you do not want at the beginning of your obit.
BREAKING: Longtime couch potato SonOfSpam, who once called in sick because he needed an emergency tennis ball rectal extraction, has died at age 69, his dealer says.
“Nice” his idiot friends replied, all of whom then proceeded to deny that they knew him.
Yeah. “Former Met Opera conductor.” Pfft. Fucking loser.
can I have his job?
-Senior Weaselo
Yeah, pretty much nobody wants the word “Met” to appear in their obituary.
Somebody on Twitter just congratulated Rush Limbaugh on one month of sobriety, and I am absolutely furious…
that I didn’t think to do that.
Same. That’s amazing.
Hey Horatio, did you get that thing I sent ya?
I did, and your generosity is second to none. Thank you very much. I generally don’t drink during the week, but Monday I sampled three of them and I suspect that I will sacrifice a couple to St. Patrick this evening.
Excellent, I hope you enjoy them all!
You gotta drive those snakes out of Ireland!
Important news: I caved into temptation and signed up for universal yums
“a chile and lime shrimp taco (or Ottawa Sandwich)”
I thought an Ottawa Sandwich was when you buried your head between the stripper’s breasts. Or is that more of a Hull thing?
The person in Ottawa knows who that was intended for….
Got a brand new snack box yesterday and I’m not even going to open it until Saturday. It’s like Christmas! I don’t even know what country I’m getting.
Ukraine was the most recent up here.
You told me what my Christmas present is???
No fishy things are there? I’ll accept anything vodka based as well.
I would assume you are getting them before me as they are out of Jersey. I have received very few fish items with this subscription. The fish stuff is all on me.
The funny thing is that I don’t remember sending you the Morelianas…
If you don’t like Fritos, you may not like the Chorizo ones. They’re not too spicy and taste more of sausage than spice.
Well I sure as hell didn’t buy them. I do see them at the shoppe though.
Are we sure you didn’t buy them when you were high and sort of wandered off? 🙂
That tends to happen…