Good morning. I hope you are all well and on your way to being double vaxxed.
This week I’m doing something a little different as life gets in the way blah blah blah. One evening I saw this item on twitter and that it was available in Canada so I immediately sent it to my wife. She was in as something like this could either be absolutely fantastic or just awful. . I kid you not we ordered it that evening AFTER a very nice Moroccan chicken couscous. I am that devoted to my craft. I did message Yeah Right to see if we could do another fast food part 2 but no dice, only available up here.
I give you the Pizza Hut’s KFC Popcorn Chicken Pizza.
Personally I do not think that it broke the internet, unless that was what happened with our server. As we know The Colonel is part of the pentaverate.
My first issue is that you can only order it in pan style and stuffed crust was not an option. I mean that was groundbreaking when the stuffed crust came around stoners and cheese lovers (nawt Hippo) rejoiced. My buddy used to deliver pizzas in the Rockies and also was my weed dealer and he would hand make stuffed crust pizzas for us with good cheese. That was a good racket for him back in the day.
Even if I couldn’t get it extra greasy it had to be done. Some people love KFC gravy and you would think that it would be noticeable here but it isn’t very noticeable taste wise. The popcorn chicken gives it a salty kick because the sweet corn obviously sweetens it out. I definitely miss tomato sauce as it just doesn’t have that tangy zip. I have to say that I am rather disappointed in this effort as it would have been better to have a pizza with popcorn chicken as a side.
I would only order this again if it came in stuffed crust, because I am a glutton.
Have a great week as up here in Alberta we have passed every state and province for the Rona! Our government saw that it was so serious that they took 2 weeks off from sitting, but teachers still are teaching away with only Monday getting the green light to get vaxxed.
I’m a fan of corn on pizza, for some reason it’s way more popular in Korea than it is in the US even though we are the freaking LAND O CORN
I like that, too. Best pizza I’ve ever had featured corn, peas, and squash.
Doug Ford: Let’s re-start the economy and re-open every up* as we have an handle on the Covids
Jason Kenny: Hold my beer.
*It lasted a week and never should have been done
In the battle for the worst person in Canada it’s a tight race and both these fuckwits are trying to be Trump.
until the last few months I’ve been surprised at how Ford was handling the situation. I didn’t vote for him, nor do i like him, but thought he was managing the pandemic about as well as one could. But when he opened things back up as soon as we dipped below 1,000 cases a day in April only to close everything back down a week later when cases spiked, he lost me.
Maybe if it was done more as a calzone.
Much easier to eat while driving or masturbating.
I have never tried to eat one while driving.
it’s all fun and games until you spill hot tomato sauce onto a bare leg* while doing 75 mph in traffic
*as none of us wear pants
+1 Ben Wyatt
Does it come with the brown gravy available as a side (for dippin’ sauce) or just on the pizza itself?
I didnt ask. I should have.
Shocked it doesn’t have mac n cheese and cole slaw on top
The one thing we could compare this to in the States is the Bowl of Shame:
It’s truly Patton’s greatest victory.
“Sanders, you magnificent bastard! I read your cookbook!”
I’m now imagining Patton’s “Famous Bowls” bit somehow combined with his “Daniel Plainview as a Pizza Cook” bit.
“For the last time, Milkshake Pizza is a terrible idea!”
“THERE’S A WHOLE OCEAN OF
OILCUMGRAVY UNDER OUR FEET! NO ONE CAN GET IT EXCEPT ME!!”Bowl of Shame should be Baylor against Penn State every year.
I’ve had that in Canada but it was called a chicken bowl instead. Maybe it differed somehow but looks the same. The KFC was standing room only with people waiting for their bowls. Good enough but not worth buying again.