2022 Post-Plague “Madness Can Go Screw” Flacco Eight Sunday Thread

I now remember how/why/how much I hate basketball.  But, I have imaginarium obligations, so the games are below.  I have added a picture of Kaylyn Kyle, because (i) she is PERFECT; and (ii) all eyes are on Canadia Lesser Footy this weekend.  The rest is just trash to pass the time.

10MW Miami-FL (+6) v. 1MW Kansas (2:20, CBS)

I’ve said over and over how shite the Canes are, and that they can’t stay within 20 of Rock Chalk.  Because I hate Kansas, this will be a rare Hippo prediction that will come to pass.

15E St. Peter’s (+8) v. 8E U*NC (5:05, CBS)

This is where the sportsball media will INSIST that we get “tired” of Cinderella stories and really, deep down want to see the “blue bloods” in the latter stages.  As such, I will enforce a complete media blackout during this game.  I will not watch, will not track scores, and hopefully not endure a fatal Kubiak.

Everybody wave at Litre, GTD, scotchy, and all our other imaginary Canadia pals!!