Monday Morning Mock Draft: Cameos

Listen.  I didn’t ask for this job.  I was pretty content to stay in Mississippi, huntin’, fishin’, cheerin’ on our state’s imminent ban on contraception, land baronin’ and whatnot.  But Horatio is missing in action, so I’ve been called out of retirement in order to electronically transmit today’s mock fantasy whatever topic: cameos.  These can feature NFL players, other actors, politicians, you name it, making a brief – preferably uncredited – appearance in a film (or television show).  You know the basic rules by this point, but a few more: appearances on animated shows must be *as themselves* or they are invalid (i.e. you cannot draft Dustin Hoffman for his voice work on The Simpsons. But you could select John Madden).  Actors *playing* important figures (like Jeanette Charles playing Queen Elizabeth in The Naked Gun) are not cameos, and are similarly invalid.  Now get to work!  With his first pick, Rikki has selected Thomas Jane and Clifton Collins Jr. as the Vegan Police in Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.  Now have at it!

Editor’s Note: Horatio is, in fact here, but he has a headache from too much sun and maybe a smidge too much beer, and he is very grateful that Rikki came up with this idea last week, (when Horatio just forgot about Mock Draft Monday), and was able to slide it in, (heh), today. The only thing left to say, as you know by now, is