This will be quick and dirty as I’ve be sleeping all day. The transformation into Hippo is almost complete.
Newsy Notes:
-The Chiefs Willie Gay has been suspended for 4 games for violating-you guessed it-‘personal conduct policies’. I think Andy must be happy because it fills his one per year quota.
-Trey Lance (or is it Lance Trey?) had surgery first thing this morning to repair his ankle. First thing this morning Jimmy G went out and had himself a huge, satisfying breakfast. He tipped 75%.
-Truth Biscuit threw OC Matt Canada under the bus yesterday. That noise you hear is Kenny Pickett’s music.
To The Games!
Titans/Bills:
-These guys have played 5 years in a row but you don’t hear too much about this being a rivalry.
-Josh Gordon is Back! Where is the faith in Racey McMath? They’re treating him like a damn variable.
-Titans are getting an early start on devastating injuries-they have 7 players on IR already.
Vikes/Eagles:
-I’ve the notion that J.J. will no doubt cause the Eagles to rue the fact that they chose Jalen Reagor over Jefferson. Funny that Reagor, now on Minny’s roster, will get a front row seat to the proceedings.
-How did Devonta not even get a catch last week when the Eagles piled up 38 points of offense last week?
-Can’t help but think that old dependable Kirkie will get the Vikes up early in this game. The question then becomes, “Will Philly stick to their incredibly effective run game or will they panic?”
Do that thing.
Going on record again to say I don’t understand the Buck/Aikman hate locomotive that runs through this place. There are MANY more targets more deserving of your collective scorn.
Root for Ross Tucker to make his way through the ranks to become the go to analyst on national TV games. Listened to him on the radio again tonight at work. He’s fucking great.
Let’s take a final look in at the Queen before she’s interred forever.
Cousins cant even score in garbage time
the Fuck Tomb will never not be funny
Those certainly were two football games.
How many years of Buck and Aikman is that?
“Too many”
There’s no way Aikman lives that long.
THESE VIKINGS I CALL THEM THE HAPSBURGS, BECAUSE MAINTAINING RELATIONS WITH COUSINS IS DESTROYING THEM!!
Banner! (Sorry Dok)
Mrs Sharkbait needs Sanders to just run this game out. She has Goedert as well going up against Dal Cook, and is trailing by 2
Uh oh.
Need Kirk to Cousins this possession away almost instantly.
How is he still moving, let alone alive?!
Buffalo Bills’ Dane Jackson carted off field after scary injury against Tennessee Titans (msn.com)
Quantum Leap wasn’t that bad. It was a bit average, but admittedly so was the original at times. They are trying to incorporate the past and present instead of just the past so its a nice touch. Actors are decent. Special effects are good for a network show.
It may last only a season (or less), but I’m in.
Who knows — pretty sure that the remakes of Hawaii Five-O and MacGyver have lasted longer than the originals, or are getting close to it. I’ll check out QL.
Has anyone ever seen a single episode of the new Hawaii Five-0?
I watched an episode in the first season. It was.. fine. Standard issue CBS procedural, which is not my kind of thing, so I’ve never watched another. But I was a little too old for the original, so I don’t have strong feelings about whether it is tainting precious memories or whatever.
Too old? It the original premiered in 1968.
I’m an old geezer and don’t remember much about Hawaii 5-0 except for that badass theme song.
https://youtu.be/CpxJsy8nfjA?t=22
Oops, meant to say too young. But I’m not used to saying that I’m too young for anything anymore…
I’m at 152 points in one of my leagues and losing by 16…
Bad kicker week?
My opponent had Hurts, Waddle, Chubb, and Kupp.
Yikes
Damn. But also, lol.
The fun part is I have Mark Andrews
On my bench…
I was second highest scorer In my league last week, losing to the highest scorer.
This week I’m the lowest score by 15 points
This Darius Slay guy is a pretty good Viking receiver
Cousins suffering from that rare “green/white” color-blindness
This is the most I’ve ever watched Kirk Cousins and holy shit, he is terrible.
SUDDEN CHANGE!
I can’t believe how many times I’ve been hit with this so early in the season.
Who the fuck paid Cousins off?
He’s clearly throwing this game. /phrasing
Ah, my soul!
Okay, so i need to figure out how to get all the shitty people in my life onto nfl rosters so I can draft them and watch them not do well becaise this plan will totally work
No no no, that’s not Johnny Mundt on my fantasy team, it’s actually Johnny Fluted-Tube-Pan.
THESE VIKINGS I CALL THEM A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM ABNORMAL SWELLING OF THEIR HEAR TISSUE BECAUSE MAN DO THEY HAVE THE DROPSYS AND YOU BET YOUR ASS I HAD TO LOOK THAT ONE UP!!!!
good hands team
It’s important to have strong hands.
BLEERGH’s been everywhere on the field tonight, but not there.
Who filled the entirety of the Vikings’ receiver corps’ gloves with those little cartoon springs?
No springs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le2eB2xtvBQ
Ineligible receiver penalty! Drink!
Titans and Ravens could take some notes on this cover their best receiver plan of the Eagles
THIS EAGLES-VIKINGS GAME, I CALL IT A WEST VIRGINIA FAMILY REUNION BECAUSE COUSINS SURE AS HELL SUCKING A LOT OF BALLS!
Good news, if not great
https://twitter.com/BuffaloBillsPR/status/1572028748777811970
Fucking miracle he can move.
Agreed.
https://twitter.com/DrawPlayDave/status/1572052254403993601
What is the source of the incredibly lame style of “comedy” that is used in commercials? It seems so millennial, or it’s written by women or something.
All those participation laugh tracks down at the Chuckle Hut RUINED this country!!
It’s the end of Week 2, and the Jaguras are leading their division.
Shad will be thrilled
Would also nawt mind visitin Barra
https://youtu.be/QiEynYVBAAg
Kirk Cousins read that coverage about as well as Lea Michele reads Dr. Seuss. You can kind of see where things are going, but it just ends up a huge mess.