Your Monday Night NFL Football Doubleheader Open Thread

This will be quick and dirty as I’ve be sleeping all day. The transformation into Hippo is almost complete.

Newsy Notes:

-The Chiefs Willie Gay has been suspended for 4 games for violating-you guessed it-‘personal conduct policies’. I think Andy must be happy because it fills his one per year quota.

-Trey Lance (or is it Lance Trey?) had surgery first thing this morning to repair his ankle. First thing this morning Jimmy G went out and had himself a huge, satisfying breakfast. He tipped 75%.

-Truth Biscuit threw OC Matt Canada under the bus yesterday. That noise you hear is Kenny Pickett’s music.

To The Games!

Titans/Bills:

-These guys have played 5 years in a row but you don’t hear too much about this being a rivalry.

-Josh Gordon is Back! Where is the faith in Racey McMath? They’re treating him like a damn variable.

-Titans are getting an early start on devastating injuries-they have 7 players on IR already.

Vikes/Eagles:

-I’ve the notion that J.J. will no doubt cause the Eagles to rue the fact that they chose Jalen Reagor over Jefferson. Funny that Reagor, now on Minny’s roster, will get a front row seat to the proceedings.

-How did Devonta not even get a catch last week when the Eagles piled up 38 points of offense last week?

-Can’t help but think that old dependable Kirkie will get the Vikes up early in this game. The question then becomes, “Will Philly stick to their incredibly effective run game or will they panic?”

Do that thing.