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Sigh.  One last rodeo, 2022 regular season.

LSU (-10) at Texas A&M (7:00, ESPN)

Bayou Tiggers have a chip and a chair for the Playoffs with a win.  I guess we will see how much pride Jimbo’s Bonefire Cult got.  I’d guess “not much” but I am wrong an awful lot.

Notre Dame (+5.5) at Southern Cal (7:30, ABC)

Here’s the biggie.  Surely, Troi Boiz complete lack of defensing ability will bite them in the arse?  Maybe tonight, Domers are vastly improved in the back half of the season.

Tennessee (-14) at Vanderbilt (7:30, SECN)

No shit – Vandy is on a heater.  If they can beat their deflated, backup QB-starting in-state rivals, they get a December exhibition.  I am THIS close to predicting same.

Kansas (+11.5) at Kansas State (8:00, Fox)

Unded Bill Snyders looking for a berth in the Big Twaaaalve title game, and revenge against the Bloodeyes.  Does the KU rivalry even have a nickname?  If so, Hippo ain’t know it.

Washington (+2) at Washington State (10:30, ESPN)

The Apple Cup makes a fine finale for our beloved Tweaker Fixture.  Sometimes, it will snow in Pullman for these.  Wouldn’t a night snow game be badass?

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sup

yeah right

It’s been a good day.

You?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

A lot of family time, but no casualties, so that’s a good sign.

Gumbygirl

Going to watch an episode of Nigelissima, then booky book beddy bye. See yinz tomorrow

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Mr. Ayo

OMG, that lady on the front of the bike. I need her to pose for some Sexy Friday pics.

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WCS

2/10 no shoulders or pills

— King H., NC

2Pack

We do the research – so you don’t have to.

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2Pack

Also her

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BugEyedBoo

Game of Thrones S5 E4(?): Sam and Gilly gettin’ jiggy with it!

yeah right

That was so good. They were in their prime and they still had a direction.

BugEyedBoo

Show goes to shit pretty soon though.

Horatio Cornblower

I thought they held it together through the second episode of the final season, then they threw the whole thing into a garbage truck, set the garbage truck on fire, then drove the whole fucking thing off a cliff.

BugEyedBoo

The final two seasons were better than most shows on TV, but they sucked in comparison to the earlier shows. The showrunners rushed the ending and in doing so turned the characters into caricatures of themselves.

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WCS

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/35117710/michigan-football-celebrate-hockey-ohio-state-buckeyes

Redshirt was right here in the Clubhouse with the rest of us whenever the Zamboni goes “haywire” and mows Khaki Harbaugh down.

Redshirt

My rage is towards Ryan “Marvin Lewis” Day but if I have any gas left in the Zamboni, I can do a two-fer.

Redshirt

(stolen from an episode of South Park)

Cincinnati Sports Fans (looking up the Heavens): “Well, God, I got to hand it to you, you got us again with teasing us with South Florida almost beating Central Florida and Cincinnati backdooring itself into the Conference Championship Game. I hope you had a good laugh, you sick bastard.”

Game Time Decision

Nanny has now been invited to spend Xmas with the Royal family.

Princess just straight up told the Prince not to let nanny go

So they kiss.

And that’s the movie

Game Time Decision

I’ve been informed that they only kiss at the end of the movie. I guess premarital kissing is now bad

herodotus450

This is what our nation’s 34 year old divorcees are using to learn how to behave in society, for shame

Game Time Decision

Dad is home for Xmas. It might be WCS if he’s wearing contacts

WCS

/is currently wearing glasses

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Unknown about the state of internal organs

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Nanny boss is the Head of the bad guys. Nanny has been reinstated

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Nanny is now doing the rescue mission. Against all the bad guys. By herself. With just an umbrella.

And you’ll be shocked to know she successfully frees the Prince

Game Time Decision

Nanny now suspended but going Rouge

Game Time Decision

Head nanny has a fucking spy network and within minutes found the Prince

I guess better than a montage

Gumbygirl

ROUGE!!! She has a point.

Redshirt

Holy shit! She’s going French mad? Folle?!

Game Time Decision

The want crypto instead of cash. Hahaha

yeah right

Hi everyone!

I have an apology with an explanation but most of all “Hi everybody!”

Gumbygirl

Hello Handsome! Buy a lady a drink?

yeah right

Of course. What’s your poison.

yeah right

See? Work is busy but it’s good because I got a crazy ass raise. Real nice raise.

But…
I haven’t had time for you good folks and I don’t want that because I love you all.

Don’t get me wrong; I’m still earning that cash because even though I love you all motherfucker got to earn.

And I’m earning.

Excuse me but I’ve got a nice Napa Valley pinot noir in it’s nascient state.

Still looking for muse.

Mr. Ayo

No need to apologize. Stack that cash, retire early, and then you’ll have all the time in the world to spend with us. And us with you!

Gumbygirl

Ha, that’s the problem- it can be poison for me if I overdo it! I’m better off baked, believe me!

Redshirt

…and of course the 1-10 QB throws 40 yards when he’s 30 yards from the endzone.

herodotus450

Is this the real royal family or some legally distinct fake country’s royal family?

Game Time Decision

Fake but could be wcs

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Princess pulling rank and having nanny put back on the case. Cause that’s how it works

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Mr. Ayo

Is she going to watch them shag or participate?

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Being the royal family I assume she’s first and the nanny second

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Nanny saved the kids but the Prince has been kidnapped by the bad guys

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Which also means that the kids know that she’s not just a nanny

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They are making bad Christmas Carol puns and jokes. None are even remotely funny

Game Time Decision

MI5 bosses ears make dumbos look small

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Prince wants to,show nanny something

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It’s a toy room. Not his toy.

WCS

Put the dwarf away.

Brick Meathook

Here’s the Union Pacific West Colton yard at 11:00PM last night, at the moment of the nuclear test explosion over Corona (visible left) that was in the news today because of all the car alarms it set off.

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Mr. Ayo

This is obviously a model train set with a day lamp in the background.

Brick Meathook

Possibly . . .

Gumbygirl
Game Time Decision

Nanny is now the prince’s guest at the xmas charity event. Oh and she has a stunning dress packed for just this occasion. She must have that bag from Mary Poppins

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Oh and a new down hair style

Redshirt

SHANK’LOR I beseech thee!

Redshirt

Nevermind. BLEERGH decided to screw me over this time.

Game Time Decision

I wonder how long I can watch these before I’m out of the LDB challenge

Redshirt

I somehow survived a trip to light show last night. I’m still shocked.

Clifton Mill Christmas Lights (greenecountyohio.org)

Game Time Decision

One of the bad guys, shockingly works for the prince’s Xmas charity. Who did these background checks here.

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Prince does want or trust anyone outside the royal family. That’s an inbred joke, right?

Game Time Decision

You’ll be shocked to know that they are now having the getting to know you walk in the Royal garden.

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No wheelbarrow sightings yet

Redshirt

The Top 25, I call it the Hunger Games, because half of these poor fools are dying solely for our amusement.

Game Time Decision

Agent is now flirting with the Prince instead of watching the kids at a public event.

Game Time Decision

Prince’s sister has noticed that the Prince is nice to the nanny

Mr. Ayo

If I’ve learned anything, I think I know where this is going.

The nanny is bicurious, and the Prince loves incest and three ways.

Game Time Decision

The kids want to,get something for mom and dad for Xmas, so,they are going shopping in picidally circus. With one extra agent. But with no notice the store has been closed to the public. They are basically in a dollar store
Bad guys have spotted the kids whilst shopping

Mr. Ayo

I can’t believe I get to watch Brian Kelly eat shit for free tonight.

WCS

LSU will be ranked #5 and Jimbo #7 in next season’s preseason poll.

ESSSS EEEEE SSSSEEEEEEE GONNA BE BAK PAWLLLL

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Prince is now badly flirting with the nanny. Thinking he wants a fling

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This is happening while they are wrapping presents for the Royal Christmas charity. They are to wrap all the gifts. Wtf.

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Shocking turn of events, our MI5 nanny must now protect the Prince as well.

Also for every status update she must go in person to wherever the HQ is. Her boss is older than dirt

WCS

What’s the name for the knock-off quartermaster? W? 8? &$@?

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Game Time Decision

There’s at LEAST one Christmas tree in every room. The kitchen has 3

WCS

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Game Time Decision

These kids need Nanny McFee or Mary Poppins to straighten them out

Game Time Decision

Shes undercover, which means a baseball hat and sunglasses

herodotus450

Any word yet if the nanny can double as a maid?

Game Time Decision

Shes gonna cleanup a mess. No maid outfit tho

Game Time Decision

Love interest has entered. He’s the dude from the pic from balls

He was all prepared to,help the bratty kids prank the nanny but she beaUty changed it

WCS
 the dude from the pic from balls

That’s way too vague for this place, so you’re gonna have to be more specific.

Game Time Decision

You need 4 years of naany school or a few hours with the head nanny and you’ll be ready for anything

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The leading lady’s eye are like she’s getting goosed at all times. Kinda off putting

Game Time Decision

Buckle in everyone, we’re watching Hallmarks The Royal Nanny

MI5 agent goes undercover as a nanny for the royal family

Game Time Decision

We’ll see. Not sure who the guy will be

ballsofsteelandfury

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Game Time Decision

That’s the one

Game Time Decision

Joe has more charisma

herodotus450

Didn’t even know Fran Drescher was French!

Mr. Ayo

Is this the WCS holiday biopic?

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Game Time Decision

No WCS sightings yet but the parents haven’t been onscreen yet

WCS

You will let me know if and when that happens, right? I’d really like to know where those six days went, and why one of my kidneys is gone now.

Brick Meathook

Cajon Pass
11/25/22

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Brick Meathook

FOOLED YOU ALL!

That’s actually a model railroad layout in the foreground, with miniature fake trees. Behind that is a flat cardboard photo BG of the near mountains and then a large photo print BG of the far mountains and sky. Shot with key flash above far BG out of frame top, flus fill flash and ambient. Once you know the secret it becomes obvious.

Mr. Ayo

Well, you sure fooled me! Excellent composition and setup sir.

Brick Meathook

I’m kidding it really is Cajon Pass, yesterday.

Believe Nothing!

Mr. Ayo

I hope Vandy didn’t steal their QB’s stapler.

WCS

To the LA contingent of the Nuthouse, is there any pre-game hype or excitement in the normal everyday leading up to Domers-Troi in the area? For inst

ballsofsteelandfury

Absolutely none.

Brick Meathook

I didn’t even know it was happening.

I only knew the Lakers won a championship once because I heard fireworks one night that wasn’t a Mexican holiday.

ballsofsteelandfury

That banner pic is an all-time classic.

Brick Meathook

all future real estate agents

ballsofsteelandfury

Not quite pharmaceutical reps.

Gumbygirl

I’m pretty sure we voted girl #4 most likely to pull a train.

ballsofsteelandfury

Can’t believe she’s not pulling a train right now.

Game Time Decision

It’s her day off?

Fronkenshteen

I imagine #1 & #2 left their boyfriends alone with her once for a short time and regretted it.

Game Time Decision

We counting from the left or right?

ballsofsteelandfury

Indeed. Although if you’re going right to left, you’re looking at Sweet Dee’s cousin and that may be all kinds of trouble.

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Dunstan

Now playing Fridge Tetris as I try to consolidate leftovers into smaller containers to make room for the massive pot of turkey broth I just made.

WCS

Does the KU rivalry even have a nickname? 

Sunflower State Showdown . Hey, I didn’t create it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunflower_Showdown