Our heroes, or theirs?

They arrived quietly. It wasn’t hard to do, we were barely banging sticks and rocks together at the time. Their built-to-purpose spacecraft landed effortlessly on the surface of the ocean, settling eventually at a depth we would not be able to reach for centuries. It was from this vantage that they began their research and exploration of the planet we call home. Centuries passed, and millennia. We formed societies, empires rose and fell. It wasn’t until a relatively recent year that they decided to become players on our meager stage.

January 9th, 1934, Montgomery Alabama. A small, exceptional child is born to expectant parents. January 15th, 1967. 62 thousand men and women witnessed firsthand as the AFL champion Kansas City Chiefs fell to the NFL champion Green Bay Packers, in a drubbing that resulted in a 35-10 victory for the heavy favorite. Quarterback Bart Starr, aged 33 years and six days, wins the MVP. Their infiltration was a success. Neither the biblical significance of his age nor the on-the-nose tell of his last name were questioned. This was a star of a man in more ways than one.

The greys celebrated their success. To implant an actor of their own into this stageplay was great fun for them. And thanks to this first great victory, it would not be their last.

This is the Nova File Library, a collection of accounts and records relating to non-terrestrial participants in the National Football League. Some of these accounts will inspire fear; others may seem impossible. But all of them are of great consequence. Welcome to the truth – welcome to the NFL.

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BeefReeferLives

“Rex Ryan could not be reached for comment”

https://www.ktvu.com/news/lake-tahoe-foot-fondler-arrested

Horatio Cornblower

Me, realizing this is going to be a recurring series:

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Gumbygirl

Bart Starr’s wife is named Cherry. Cherry 2000 is a sex robot movie. Coinkidink? Wake up sheeple!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ooh! That reminds me, I should eat some of those cherries we bought.

Horatio Cornblower

I double dog dare you to spit the seeds on the floor.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Pfft. I wouldn’t even do that on a triple dare.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Later in his career, Starr used mind control to attempt to arrange a pickup and a ride back to his home planet.

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2Pack

Wait a minute.
Bart Starr was one of my heroes growing up.
Do you mean to tell me he was some sort of extraterrestrial vampire or something?

2Pack

But he looked like the rest of the guys…

/begins questioning his entire elementary school education

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BeefReeferLives

Did he though? Look closer…

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Horatio Cornblower

It’s so subtle!

BeefReeferLives

Yup. Subtle, just like the unceasing machinations of the Illuminati and Elders of Zion…

BeefReeferLives

& for those of you keeping track at home: Illuminati = (Elders of Zion) + (Country Club Memberships)

BeefReeferLives

Of course, I (like so many of my fellow truth seekers out there) just want to ask questions and have 2Pack come to his own conclusions….

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BugEyedBoo

Something is just not right. Compare. Then:

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BugEyedBoo

Now (ish):

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