Another Selection of Phrases from Aussie Footy Broadcasts That Are Confusing, Bizarre, Hilarious, or Just Plain Dirty

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A Subsequent Selection of Phrases from (recent-ish) Aussie Footy Broadcasts That Are Confusing, Bizarre, Hilarious, or Just Plain Dirty*:

Burned so many tickets

Sold the dummy

Another behind

Pounds the ball deep

In really good touch

Disposals

Ryan with a hand there right up the back

Scott’s gonna chop that off

Gets good purchase on that

Can’t finish

Dr. Zimmerman will tend to him with either a staple or a bit of hemorrhoid cream or something to stem the flow (WB v Essendon very early in the 3rd quarter, seriously)

I’d be looking for hind to come on for cox

A little purple patch here

Gets on his bike

A clanger in the middle of the ground

Whitfield went for a meaty hanger

How good was that kick under the pump?

Sam Taylor deciding he won’t mark this one, he’ll just put a knuckle in it.

Once again, Balls and others can/should add gems they’ve heard that I haven’t included here.

*Apologies/Credit to WhyEaglesWhy for stealing his bit. WEW, if you’re reading this, DM me on slack for reccos on where to go in Australia/to meet me at the MCG. Itshappening.gif.