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A Subsequent Selection of Phrases from (recent-ish) Aussie Footy Broadcasts That Are Confusing, Bizarre, Hilarious, or Just Plain Dirty*:
Burned so many tickets
Sold the dummy
Another behind
Pounds the ball deep
In really good touch
Disposals
Ryan with a hand there right up the back
Scott’s gonna chop that off
Gets good purchase on that
Can’t finish
Dr. Zimmerman will tend to him with either a staple or a bit of hemorrhoid cream or something to stem the flow (WB v Essendon very early in the 3rd quarter, seriously)
I’d be looking for hind to come on for cox
A little purple patch here
Gets on his bike
A clanger in the middle of the ground
Whitfield went for a meaty hanger
How good was that kick under the pump?
Sam Taylor deciding he won’t mark this one, he’ll just put a knuckle in it.
Once again, Balls and others can/should add gems they’ve heard that I haven’t included here.
*Apologies/Credit to WhyEaglesWhy for stealing his bit. WEW, if you’re reading this, DM me on slack for reccos on where to go in Australia/to meet me at the MCG. Itshappening.gif.
You all will be shocked to learn that FIFA’s ticket platform for the women’s world cup eats donkey balls but I finally successfully bought a ticket to see the Netherlands play South Africa this weekend!
So who do I root for?
South Africa inflicted the vuvuzela on humanity. Go with the Dutch
Well, Elon’s from South Africa.
Lady Atomic Dustbins!
South Africa. Doesn’t look like there are many Afrikaners on the SA team, so they’ve had more than enough decades under Dutch oppression already
I think I cleared up “another behind”.
Or at least something to lessen the blow of the Italian ladies early exit this morning.
Whoopsie doodle!
https://twitter.com/wpiootbgw/status/1686749271876329472
Crazy glue also works well for this
“Cooper! Peyton! Where is my bottle of Super Glue? And why haven’t I seen your brother all morning!?!”
-Olivia Manning
The next time I’m in California, I need to stay up and watch an AFL match
or just get the AFL app and watch anytime
-balls and/or bfc
Saved me the keystrokes
Gary Kubiak smells toast