They arrived quietly. It wasn’t hard to do, we were barely banging sticks and rocks together at the time. Their built-to-purpose spacecraft landed effortlessly on the surface of the ocean, settling eventually at a depth we would not be able to reach for centuries. It was from this vantage that they began their research and exploration of the planet we call home. Centuries passed, and millennia. We formed societies, empires rose and fell. It wasn’t until a relatively recent year that they decided to become players on our meager stage.
January 9th, 1934, Montgomery Alabama. A small, exceptional child is born to expectant parents. January 15th, 1967. 62 thousand men and women witnessed firsthand as the AFL champion Kansas City Chiefs fell to the NFL champion Green Bay Packers, in a drubbing that resulted in a 35-10 victory for the heavy favorite. Quarterback Bart Starr, aged 33 years and six days, wins the MVP. Their infiltration was a success. Neither the biblical significance of his age nor the on-the-nose tell of his last name were questioned. This was a star of a man in more ways than one.
The greys celebrated their success. To implant an actor of their own into this stageplay was great fun for them. And thanks to this first great victory, it would not be their last.
This is the Nova File Library, a collection of accounts and records relating to non-terrestrial participants in the National Football League. Some of these accounts will inspire fear; others may seem impossible. But all of them are of great consequence. Welcome to the truth – welcome to the NFL.
“Rex Ryan could not be reached for comment”
https://www.ktvu.com/news/lake-tahoe-foot-fondler-arrested
Me, realizing this is going to be a recurring series:
Me preparing to write 22 more of these
Bart Starr’s wife is named Cherry. Cherry 2000 is a sex robot movie. Coinkidink? Wake up sheeple!
Ooh! That reminds me, I should eat some of those cherries we bought.
I double dog dare you to spit the seeds on the floor.
Pfft. I wouldn’t even do that on a triple dare.
Later in his career, Starr used mind control to attempt to arrange a pickup and a ride back to his home planet.
Wait a minute.
Bart Starr was one of my heroes growing up.
Do you mean to tell me he was some sort of extraterrestrial vampire or something?
I’m sorry you had to find out this way, but yes. Whether he meant us harm is still unclear, but we know for certain that we cannot claim his achievements for our species. And he is not the only one.
But he looked like the rest of the guys…
/begins questioning his entire elementary school education
Wow, you can really tell from that picture, huh… I’ll enter this into the Nova File
Did he though? Look closer…
It’s so subtle!
Yup. Subtle, just like the unceasing machinations of the Illuminati and Elders of Zion…
& for those of you keeping track at home: Illuminati = (Elders of Zion) + (Country Club Memberships)
Management: They’re the same picture
Of course, I (like so many of my fellow truth seekers out there) just want to ask questions and have 2Pack come to his own conclusions….
Something is just not right. Compare. Then:
Now (ish):
This is the first of four or five entries leading up to this year’s Let’s Write series, where I’ll be writing microfiction about each week’s NFL game results. I’ll be honest, I couldn’t wait any longer to get started on it.