We’ve four games in the late slate and some are promising and others…not so much.
To The Games!
Browns/Seahawks:
Ford had a good practice on Thursday so he’s expected to get some run where points will be at a premium. (but what do I know [looks at Saints/Colts 1st half score]) P.J. Walker is burning down the Browns O with his no TD passes, 3 INT’s and 50% completion rate. This bodes ill vs a Seattle defense that has become a force. Browns cb Ward is doing his part-he has an outstanding -.19 EPA per coverage snap.
Ravens/Cards:
The spread is 9.5 and the Cards top three rushers are Conner (injured) Dobbs (scrambling for his life) and Rondale Moore. (a tepid wr) Congrats, the tank rolls on successfully. The only lingering question is if Baltimore can get their first shutout in five years.
Chiefs/Broncos:
Rookie Rice continues to come on strong, catching 13 of his last 15 targets, scoring a pair of TD’s and earning Patty’s trust. He’s got Tyreek-like run and catch ability as evidenced by his YAC numbers. K.C.’s D is sneaky good but only vs the pass. Denver has to attack on the ground (they are well-suited to do so) vs a team that is 26th in yards allowed per rush. (4.6) Patty is 16-0 on the road against the AFC West which is insane.
Bengals/Niners:
San Fran should be happy to be back home, having lost two straight on the road. Problem is Cincy and their dangerous passing game is in town. I’d have to agree with Chase-he’s uncoverable. Purdy escaped the concussion protocol by the skin of his skull so he’ll be out there. Burrow is as healthy as he’s been and he always shows up for big games-he’s 12-3 vs teams that are at least three games over .500.
Make the best of it.
Next week some of us motherfuckers will be watching this shit in a Vegas sports book.
Oh yeah!
I just was wondering in what level of inebriation I will be at.
I’ve got a fair idea.
Okay, just saw Washington Philadelphia highlights, that was a good game
Wraps bandana around wang.
woooooooooooooo Dallas next week.
Nelson Agholor STILL can’t catch shit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZboH1UNhOQ&pp=ygUYbmVsc29uIGFnaG9sb3IgYmFieSBkcm9w
Why is Agholor on the hands team for an onside kick?
Because the ravens have such excellent coaching and DON’T FORGET HARBAUGH WAS A SPECIAL TEQMS COACH! HE’S ALL ABOUT SPECIAL TEMS!
agholor meme is reborn!
agholor redeemed!
if the swifties can take down ticketmaster, matt nagy should be a piece of cake
Surprised Edmonton went with the nude bottoms for this primetime affair.
THESE CHIEFS, I CALL THEM BUFFY SAINTE-MARIE, BECAUSE THEY’RE JUST A BUNCH OF PRETENDERS!
These chiefs I call them the 2001-2019 patriots because everytime they lose we act like every superbowl they’ve won suddenly doesn’t count!
broncos country, finally a good ride!
If my calculations are correct, this is the first game where mahomes hasn’t thrown a td since Dec 5, 2021…. which was also against the broncos, but the chiefs still won that
The fat kid jumping in the air in the Google Pixel commercial looks like a gigantic tool.
I wouldn’t go so far as to call the brother fat.
It’s not that the chiefs don’t want to win, it’s that God can’t let me be above 500 for than 2 weeks in a row
So is this the Heritage Classic thread?
The 2 shitiest teams in the league. At least the weather here has turned right. Been fucking cold lately.
Only if Connor is back.
He is
Hippo haz a happy?
He’s probably off playing Footie Manager
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5655626496/hDF590129/se%C3%B1or-gif-just-hope-hes-on-your-team
…. how long have you been waiting for an excuse to post this gif?
I just did a search for “happy hippo gif” and there it was.
haz a happy
Is that the name of the newest strain?
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your weekly reminder that the matt nagy led chiefs offense has looked good and scored 30+ against opponents only TWICE this year, and one of those times was against the shitty bears
They prefer the formal Bearsenschiesse moniker.
*sniffs*
/checks bottom of both shoes
1st in the West! LFG!
All told, it was a very satisfying football Sunday.
Including Dingleberry’s Qaron tear?
Who is the backup there?
I watched him play and I still can’t tell you.
Rookie 5th rounder from BYU.
The pisser about that is it happened right when we reach 500.
bangles are back
I had a serious crush on her.
Still do
However, Belinda Carlisle rules over all of them
Oh yes.