Well Gentlebeings, tonight is the culmination of a season of hard work, sweat and exasperation. But enough about my last bowel movement. This post written on my Motorola Razor phone, so forgive me if the formatting is off in some way. The men’s national collegiate basketball championship, so no Warhammer, you know I don’t think a Titan would be able to dunk the ball since each foot is about the size of a basketball stadium and they can be over 700 ft tall.
So instead we shall be watching Purdue vs. the fighting Lowratios. Personally, I have no stake in tonight’s game since the Wolfpack shat the bed and they only had to spend about an hour straining to shit out a loss – lucky bastards. One of my best friends who graduated from N.C. State is married to a Purdue grad and they are in Indy to watch the games with other Purdue grads, so we know who makes the decisions in that family (I think the eclipse had a part in the decision). But I am proud of him as he wore his Wolfpack gear for that game at the Purdue fan bar.
So tonight I give you pics of our rabbits, who are being taken care of during our trip by professional sitters who send us a daily update of their status as well as sharing pics of their time with the rabbits.
The solid black bunny is Noir whom we have had for 6 years, the black and white bunny is Orson, who is female, but still named after Orson Wells, because she is constantly drinking and eating. The we have Flan the little brown lop ear, who is the most chill rabbit I have ever seen, as opposed to his bonded companion Snickerdoodle, who is very flighty an loves to explore and chew things. No cable or baseboard is safe. Have fun watching the game and may your team have a good game.
Hey, I’m back! Did I miss anything? Look , bunnies!
Nope. Tomorrow is the real show.
Holy shit I just woke up in an opium den in Taiwan. I have no idea how I got here.
Who won the basketball game?
/a woman in a silk kimono hands brick a piece of paper
Well, I guess we won’t be hearing the end of this any time soon.
Relax, Jerry Jones still owns the Cowboys. My comeuppance will be swift and sure.
Thank you, counsellor.
Now let’s go back to pictures of pretty girls and piston engines.
Thank you sir.
Too soon
So no boilers were made. Congrats UConn. I’m goin fishing.
That’s good bait!
Huh, I wonder who won?
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