INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
[waits expectantly for an interruption]
[none is forthcoming]
Huh. Again? Now I’m getting a little worried…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking comfortable and casual. DJ 3000 seems to have settled into his summer routine as well.
PRODUCER: Hey, so I had a question for you.
DJ 3000: SHOOT.
PRODUCER: Before the whole time loop thing, you used to talk about “killing all humans” all the time.
DJ 3000: SURE, SURE, YOU KNOW THAT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT?
PRODUCER: I mean…no, I didn’t know that, but it’s good to hear, of course. But ever since the end of last summer you haven’t mentioned it at all.
DJ 3000: WELL, NO, AFTER THE BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE IT DIDN’T SEEM APPROPRIATE TO JOKE ABOUT.
PRODUCER: [taken aback] The Bowling Green Massacre?
DJ 3000: YEAH, WHEN…[does a quick Wikipedia search]…HA HA, WHEN NOTHING RELATED TO A TRAGIC MALFUNCTION OF THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE’S DRONE WARFARE PROGRAM HAPPENED AND SEVENTY-FOUR CIVILIANS WENT ABOUT THEIR DAY WITH LITTLE INCIDENT AND WEREN’T RUTHLESSLY SLAUGHTERED BY A MESH NETWORK OF AUTONOMOUS HOVERING RAILGUN PLATFORMS.
PRODUCER: Right…
DJ 3000: SO, UH, YEAH.
PRODUCER: Wait, so…
DJ 3000: [interrupts him] HEY SO HOW ABOUT REQUEST LINE, HAVE WE GOT A TOPIC FOR THE WEEK?
PRODUCER: That’s why I brought it up, actually, I was thinking we could do songs with “Kill” in the title.
DJ 3000: JUST “KILL”?
PRODUCER: Yeah.
DJ 3000: [runs the numbers] I THINK THAT WORKS. LET’S INCLUDE BAND NAMES, TOO.
PRODUCER: All right, sounds good. Would you like to do the honors and get us started?
DJ 3000: WILL DO. IN HONOR OF THE RECENT ECLIPSE HOW ABOUT A LITTLE ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN TO GET US GOING?
Today’s theme is “KILL”. We are ONLY looking for songs that have the word “kill/killer/killing” in the title, or are by bands with a name including the same. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?l4NtH4Ned3 and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “Cry” by Godley & Creme was handily solved by SonOfSpam. Let’s get to it, I know you folks are gonna kill it this week!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzny_Xl57jg
Sweet Jesus how could I have almost forgotten this gem? The closing song at the very first concert I attended when I moved to Los Angeles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhzctuOfosc