(this fucking guy shouldn’t even be an undrafted free agent)
This week we’re drafting coaches. I got the idea while watching the Red Sox steal 9(!) bases on the Yankees while Aaron Boone did nothing about it, other than keep pulling receivers out of his overworked bullpen and seeming surprised when it doesn’t work out. If you have a team with Aaron Judge, Juan Soto, and Gerritt Cole, you should have a good manager to oversee the team. The Yankees do not, which is why, no matter how much fun they are to watch in the regular season, they’ll once again fall short in the post-season. Drives me nuts.
So this week we draft coaches we think can get the job done. You can pick any sport, but the coach does have to actually exist. Pretend Bernard Gilkey is indeed a legend, but he is not eligible for this draft.
With the first pick I will take the reigning, defending, NCAA men’s basketball champion coach, UConn’s own Dan Hurley. My being a hug homer has nothing to do with it (yes it does and also HA-HA, fuck you Kentucky and the Lakers)
How can you not love that face?
The rest of you are on the clock.
Chuck’s brother Grassy
They don’t talk about his other brother, Gassy.
“S” that spells “the current shape of Mbappe’s nose”, laws yes.
I like that Patrick Star played the slow guy.
I’ve been logged out multiple times today, which I assume is Chuck Noll’s fault
Just got here, but a quick skim through the picks tells me this guy is still available
Damn, can’t believe he lasted this long.
(what is something never said about Rick Pitino?)
Scotty Bowman
Give me ALL the Stanley Cups!
“So this week we draft coaches we think can get the job done.”
Well, if the ‘job’ is to deny and cover up the acts of a sexual predator so he can continue diddling young boys that are under your care, then Jim Jordan(R) is the perfect coach for the job!!
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/06/politics/jordan-osu-wrestlers-strauss-invs/index.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_State_University_abuse_scandal
Probably could have been more specific on this one, but fair is fair.
He may be a dick, but he’s Horatio’s dick.
I’m talking about Geno Auriemma, not Lowratio.
“Maebe A. Dick? Yeah, we hung out a few times. Beyond that…a gentleman never tells.” – Buddy Cole’s Halftime Show
I can’t think of a single Austrian in world history who would have brought more shame to their country than that poor defender who gave up the own goal.
My next pick:
Paul Brown
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1MvNYSoO0E7H_E8sesMJwHhI8PXalWDEs-w&s
I tried to warn redshirt, but he’s probably off “being a responsible adult” or something
5. There was only one coach who could consistently beat my #1 pick (John Madden), so out of respect I’ve got to grab him while he’s still available: Chuck Noll.
You even used the same image…
Ah, OK. I see now that this was part of a bit…
Chaz Noll, the coach so great he was picked 5 times…
(I presume no caption is needed)
This will not make sense to anyone but BFC, but I’m taking Chris Scott of Geelong.
Amazing coach.
So, do you think ANY work gets done in Europe during the Euros?
I’m on game three watching in the office here in LA….
Yep, I have a feeling that the reason our company just banned streaming services being used during work hours.
Tom Landry – and I do not like the Cowboys, surprised you did not get this one Horatio
Jimmy Johnson was the better choice of the two, imo.
I’ll pick Chuck Knoll
Suck it, yinzers
My 4th and final pick… Sherri Coale…
Duh.
Steal of the draft!
Bill Walsh!
Bill Walsh
Blair Walsh
Blair Witch
I’ll pick Chuck Noll.
Blair witched twice in five minutes, that takes talent!
Chuck Knoll
Suck it, yinzers
I heard they were remaking Blair Witch, did not realize I would see it herel
No man, Chuck “Grassy” Knoll is TOTALLY DIFFERENT than Chuck Noll.
To be fair, yinzers should suck it.
Boooooooo this man!
Steve Kerr. A great coach who is also not afraid to speak truth to power, IMHO.
https://www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/nba/golden-state-warriors/steve-kerrs-gun-control-speech-inspired-by-dads-1984-murder/1416291/
Ted Rath, the infamous “get back” coach from the rams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKJqecxswCA
“Teddy was a coach from L.A. California,
grabbed McVay by the ass”
Legendary coach for the Pawtucket Sox
Is he related to Woody Johnson?
Or Dick Trickle?
Jim Leyland, for this video alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9DHA2dJ7uQ
You can pick any sport, but the coach does have to actually exist.
That’s not gonna stop me from drafting lou brown
C’mon, Blair Witch, get in front of the damn pick! Don’t give me this “JUMP SCARE” bullshit.
I feel your pain. I totally wanted to pick Patches O’ Houlihan.
4. Call it recency bias, but I gotta go with this guy.
Jerry Jones letting Johnson go is simply criminal stupidity. Dallas with 10 more years of Johnson would have put up results exceeding the Patriots and Tom Brady.
Which makes it all the funnier.
Tough, but fair.