Some days, one just runs out of thread titles.  Is the apocalypse imminent?  MAYBE!

Kansas (-4.5) at Illinois (7:00, FS1)

Oy, if only I had the hostorical knowledge to make an apt John Brown joke here.  Illini just might be terrible this season, but are we really ready to trust Rock Chalk football THIS much?

NC State (+10) v. Tennessee @ Richardson Family Plantation (7:30, ABC)

Try to disregard all the ass blood on the pitch, and the hellish wails coming out of Hippo’s very soul.  Just kidding, how could I possibly have a soul, still??

Colorado (+7) at Nebraska (7:30, NBC)

The old Gangbanger Derby renewed, second year running.  As y’all may recall, Bill McCartney’s salvo in recruiting Southern California kids is that if you went to Colorado instead of Big Red, you could wear your team swag at home, and not get shot.  Hippo is nae joking.

Texas Tech (+2.5) at Washington State (10:00, Fox)

Yep, it’s the Battle for Dread Pirate Mike Leach’s corpse, and Hippo is all about this matchup.  The sport is truly lesser for that maniac’s absence.

Boise State (+21.5) at Oregon (10:00, Peacock)

Just a hunch, but I reckon Quack Attack will put a spy on Boise’s tailback.  Fucker damned near had 300 yards last week, on just like 20 carries.

Mississippi State (+5.5) at Arizona State (10:30, ESPN)

What a bona fide Tweaker Bonanza this week, especially with nothing on the following morning.  I would jump all over Cowbells moneyline, if so inclined to HAIL GAMBLOR.