Your Next Open Football Thread

Well, there was more scoring in that London game than I expected. (typing this at the 10-7 mark, Woo! Brian Thomas Jr!) Let’s see what’s on offer in the first slate-

To The Games!

Seahawks/Falcons:

Here’s two teams headed in opposite directions. Seattle started fast and were a bit of a surprise and now they’ve come back to earth. Atlanta lost their first two but now look half-decent. They’ve got a shit ton of talent at the skill spots and an underrated run D. They’re my pick for the NFC South, Baker be damned.

Titans/Bills:

What’s worse, three consecutive road games or coming home to Buffalo? I kid, I kid. They came awfully close to 3-3 but escaped against the Jets and should cruise here. (Don T waits patiently for the draft)

Bengals/Browns:

You’ve worked your ass off-countless hours in the gym and on the field. You excelled at every level and managed to be one of the lucky few to get drafted into the NFL. And now you find yourself led by the animated husk of a quarterback that is stealing tens of millions of dollars and goes by the name of Deshaun Watson. Welcome to Cleveland, kid.

Texans/Packers:

Respectively these are the 6th and 4th-best offenses so we might just get some fireworks here. Love is playing lights-out having thrown for 12 TD’s in his four starts. He’ll have to keep an eye out for DE Anderson though-he had 8 tackles, three sacks and a deflected pass last week.

Fins/Colts:

QB Richardson is back! Is that the best news though? It feels like Miami is just biding time until Tua clears his head. For a guy that gets criticized so heavily at times, his team seems rudderless without him.

Lions/Vikes:

Now this here is a slobberknocker! (I hope) It’s hard to tell whether the defenses or offenses will have their way today but I’ve learned that Brian Flores is not to be messed with. Minny is forced to say through gritted teeth, “In Darnold we trust”. Fingers crossed he keeps it going.

Eagles/Giants:

I won’t bother you with SAQUON’S BIG NARRATIVE! New York is facing an uphill battle but at least they’ve got Nabers back. He’ll likely have to go for 150 and a few scores to make this game competitive. Superstar o-lineman Andrew Thomas is gone so Dimes is going to be even more skittish than usual.

You do you in the comments.