FYI, Bournemouth/Brighton (10:00, USA) and City/Spurs (12:30, NBC) are reasonable enough watches.
Indiana (+13.5) at tOhio State (Noon, Fox)
Hoosiers finally get their big test. Maybe too big? Let’s hope they come good (PHRASING), anyway.
Ole Miss (-10) at Florida Men (Noon, ABC)
Gators will be feeling their oats coming off last week’s humbling of LSU. Johnny Reb is another level up, though. Maybe also an emotional hangover?
SMU (-10) at Virginia (Noon, ESPN2)
Death by SMU-SMU danced with disaster last week (home to BC), and need to fix their shit in order to avoid this banana skin.
Paedo State (-11.5) at Minnesota (3:30, CBS)
It would be so very awesome for these Paedo jackasses to lose, and the Gophers likely have enough defensively to at least annoy them.
Original Recipe Big Love (+3) at Arizona State (3:30, ESPN)
Winner gets the inside lane to the “surprise package” Big Twaaaaalve championship game. But the chaotic ride will never, ever make sense.
Colorado (-3) at Kansas (3:30, Fox)
Speaking of chaos, this is the last real regular season obstacle for the Fightin’ Deions. Rock Chalk is better than their record shows, and they seem to embrace the “giant killer” role. Already priced into the line, though.
I know yinz are all waiting on pins and needles for this news, but I can confirm WVU has defeated Central Florida, 31-21, to clinch bowl eligibility.
I know, I know, settle down. Fucking Big 12 (16) doesn’t make any sense. Congrats, Blax, I think…?
Avocados From Mexico Cure Bowl
Cheribundi Tart Cherry Boca Raton Bowl
Pop-Tarts Bowl (Formally known as the Cheez-It Bowl)
Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl
Well that formatted weird. I blame society, you fuckers.
Can one of the 95% of contributors here who have editing privileges (unlike me and that other guy) insert some returns in my post? Just do it after each instance of the word “Bowl.” Jesus and I thank you.
WCS for the Double-Win!
Like that?