Random Carpenterin’ Wednesday

‘Sup. I’m on plane in Panamá City to San Juan, PR after a 10-day vacay in Bogotá. It. Was. Awesome. Did I have coca tea? Sí. Was it good? ¡Oh sí! And necessary; Bogotá’s altitude is a motherfucker for olding basterds like 🎶Meeee🎶.

Check out the water traffic from BOG to PAN

Anyway, turn your devices to airplane mode etc. Etc. See ya on island soil.

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blaxabbath

Hot: Insurance companies that bailed on the CA Market in 2024.

Not: Raking the Los Angeles City Floor (the only reasonable prevention method for the future).

Redshirt

Except for the beloved and cherished DFO brethren, would it be a bad thing if Los Angeles burns to the ground?

SonOfSpam

Yes, there are good-looking people here. And many of the sports teams have trophies.

Senor Weaselo

Just Chavez Ravine can burn, got it.
/Yes still bitter

blaxabbath

“I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona” is still the best.

Brick Meathook

Greatest city in the world. L.A. County has more people than 42 of the 50 U.S. States, and probably more money than all of them combined.

No where else can you go surfing in the morning, snow ski in the afternoon, and then burn to death that evening, possibly during a combination earthquake/race riot.

Los Angeles IS the United States; the rest of you are just along for the ride.

Unsurprised

Dubai?

SonOfSpam

NHL postponed the Kings game tonight; NFL “monitoring” Rams game (Monday night).

Winds should die down tonight, plenty of time to get the fires 3-5% under control before Monday. Can always move the game to the Chargers stadium.

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yeah right

I didn’t think of that into now but the Chargers practice facility is, oh I don’t know, about 100 fucking yards from where I work.

Someone said AQI was over 250.

That’s bad.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, the air is gonna be shit for a while. Some killer sunsets on the way though!

BeefReeferLives

I generally try not to take delight in the misfortune of others, but…

https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/james-woods-breaks-down-in-tears-cnn-la-fire-1236270062/

SonOfSpam

Best part, he didn’t bother insuring that house.

BeefReeferLives

My heart bleeds for him…

Senor Weaselo

They actually had to lure him out to evacuate. Here was the method:
https://youtu.be/__i8-aw20C4?si=aZPDnUppQ4Ytb7yP

Gumbygirl

Fuck him.

Brick Meathook

Okay, shit just got real.

The Critic’s Choice Awards ceremony has been postponed. It was going to be held in a glamorous airplane hangar in Santa Monica.

That’s Barker Hangar at Santa Monica Airport, used when your event can’t afford a real theater and you need concrete floors for easy clean up. I took flying lessons at SMO some years ago and we returned from a lesson and there was a rap music awards ceremony setting up at Barker; the flight school was in the same cluster of structures. By landing on the runway we came in behind their crack security team’s perimeter, and they went apeshit wondering how we got past them, despite the instructor and I both carrying flight cases and headsets. It was no use explaining that it was an active airfield so we claimed it was white privilege and they just nodded their heads and let us proceed. Most of this story is true.

SonOfSpam

we came in behind their crack

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Redshirt

Even with how this season ended for my Bengals, somehow it could be worse.

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BeefReeferLives

That is almost a Dan Snyder level of “fuck you, sucker”.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s nothing; they sent Don T a roll of paper towels!

blaxabbath

I want the Raiders to trade for that #1 pick in TEN’s possession. I have no idea what assets the Raiders hold but I want the No. 1 overall pick and fan, Don_T, coming to Vegas in the package.

Neither Don_T nor the eventual draft pick will ever see the field.

SonOfSpam

Raiders get:

TEN’s #1 overall pick
Don_T

Titans get:

LV’s #6 overall pick
Brock Bowers
A commentist to be named later (rurmoured to be ArmedAndHammered)

Gumbygirl

If any of you LA types need to get out, I have an extra bedroom. Balls has my email. Stay safe everybody, this is scary shit!

SonOfSpam

Dunno, probably couldn’t get much sleep with this constantly blaring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qavSfl1jATU&pp=ygUPY3VsdCBmaXJlIHdvbWFu

SonOfSpam

You getting the wind out there or are you too far south?

Gumbygirl

It’s windy, but nothing is burning

blaxabbath

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SonOfSpam

lol people moving to Tucson

BeefReeferLives

“Out of the fire and into the frying pan”

ballsofsteelandfury

You are awesome! Thank you for offering. Hopefully, we’ll be okay and won’t need it. Things are not as bad as last night.

SonOfSpam

Our roof was damaged (time for a new one anyway), but the fires are nowhere near us.

Nothing much else to say; this sucks and is wholly predictable and will happen more frequently in the future. Stay hydrated.

ArmedandHammered

I just heard a rant about LA’s mayor being in Ghana? Is she looking to move into a neighborhood that is not a dystopian nightmare?

SonOfSpam

Yes that’s Accra-it.

yeah right

Jesus god I’m in the mouth of Hell.

This is where I work. I just got here. Holy shit.

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yeah right

This is the sun?

There were KN95s on everyone’s desk when we got here.

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blaxabbath

We about to find out how essential guys who ain’t gonna be around in three years are.

yeah right

I’m feeling decidedly unsafe.

Let me check in with Social Security real quick.

blaxabbath

I’m sorry, LA, The Econony can’t lose another productive day this early in the year.

SonOfSpam

Well, at least fire isn’t a danger to you Hawaiians.

blaxabbath

I’m playing the role of mainland haole for now.

….

For now.

SonOfSpam

Blax, anytime and any place:

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2Pack

This is a situation where you all need to be constantly thinking about multiple routes escape plans.
Are there any apps up and running showing hot spots, winds, at risk areas, safe routes, etc? If not someone smart in emergency services should build one.

yeah right

EHS has been monitoring but they’re on the main campus and we’re in a peripheral building
On an island you could say. This is a trip. That wind is fierce

ballsofsteelandfury

Just wanted to let everyone know we are okay. A bit of a scare with some palm trees catching fire about 400 yards from my house, but we are good.

Hopefully the winds die down enough that they can start containing these fires.

blaxabbath

Can you go make a video of you planking in front of the palm trees?

Gumbygirl

That’s way too close!

yeah right

My previous girlfriend used to live in Altadena and that fire looks like it’s right in her old neighborhood.

We’re smoked out in the sky, the air quality can best be described as Gates of Hell quality. Your eyes burn the second you step outside and there’s a layer of ash covering EVERYthing.

But you know me, I can’t complain.

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Horatio Cornblower

“Your eyes burn the second you step outside and there’s a layer of ash covering EVERYthing.”

So you’re in the Bears front office?

yeah right

So this was home. No, those are not rain clouds. That’s smoke.

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blaxabbath

Was she a goddamn pyro?

Horatio Cornblower

We’re fine here in Connecticut too, even though it’s very cold and the wind chill brings it down to single digits, (and that’s Fahrenheit, buddy), and no one around here seems to know how to put on a winter jacket and a hat.

Not much in the way of fire here, although I may set a few to warm up.

Horatio Cornblower

I do want Zymm to know that I am working from home (for now; I actually have to drive to Court in a bit), comfortably ensconced in a fleece robe from EMS.

ArmedandHammered

If it is the courthouse where my daughter works, say Hi for me!

2Pack

Great news Buddy. Here… Take one of these…

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Horatio Cornblower

2Pack, I’m not sure how they fight fire in Italy…

BeefReeferLives

Apparently, by smothering it with their ginormous titays.

ballsofsteelandfury

Wowza!

Unsurprised

Most eastern Washington girls don’t look like this.