Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Everybody’s Getting Married Before Passover (2025 Edition)

Which is great for me because it keeps me properly employed so I can do things like pay for stuff. Not taxes, I did that already and am waiting to see if I get anything back from my estimates or whether DOGE has finished raiding the Treasury.

It’s a little less great for the column because I can’t actually write things out like the Nocturnes Magazine you’re owed, but in fairness, the road trip sucked (1-5) and coming back home hasn’t helped so we might just hold off until the end of the season. A 2-1 loss—where Ritzy hit his 3rd of the year and that was pretty much it, and Story was great but card plays led to back to back doubles in the top of the 6th and that was game—puts Brooklyn 3 back with no tiebreakers in the division and 8 to play. Not great, Bob!

So, onto human sports while we wait for the draft:
 
Not-March Not Madness, not the Quest for 69, but whatever foothold Fox Sports is trying to take instead:
Butler vs. Boise State (7:00, FS1)
Cliffords vs. “Seriously, Georgetown’s in this?” (Nebraska vs. Georgetown, 9:30, FS1)
 
Hockey time:
Russian man overtaking a MAGAt’s record, as per usual vs. CANES MAN, COME TO OUR GAAAAAAAMES (WAS vs. CAR, 7:00, TNT)
Withholding the Yetis name vs. Bedard and Pals (COL vs. CHI, 9:30, TNT)
 
Baseball with BezosCo:
Sneks vs. Bronx Torpedos (AZ vs. NYY, 7:00, Prime)
 
CONCACAF Cup:
Vancouver vs. Pumas (I have no idea who’s home, don’t ask) (9:30, FS2)
Not the Fightin’ Beckhams but the other one? vs. The Fightin’ Messis (LAFC vs. Inter Miami, 11:30, FS1)
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Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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