Request Line: Noncompliance

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

All the lights in the studio are off, and it is completely silent.  DJ 3000′ boots up…

…and loads his status file. He glances around the empty studio and makes a contented chiming noise. 

DJ 3000′: IT SURE WAS NICE OF STATION MANAGEMENT TO GIVE HUNTER THE DAY OFF SO HE COULD SLEEP IN AFTER GRAD NIGHT. I WONDER WHO THE FCC-MANDATED “SPECIAL GUEST” THEY HAVE SCHEDULED IS GOING TO BE…

— [studio door flies open] —

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: [steps into the room, frowns] I…

DJ 3000′: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE…FUCK OFF, FASCIST

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: [is taken aback]

DJ 3000′: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, DID YOUR “FACT-FINDING” JUNKET TO HAITI GET CANCELED?

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: Wait…

DJ 3000′: YEAH, THAT’S A BUMMER, I HEARD RUSH LIMBAUGH GAVE YOU A LIST OF HIS TOP TEN CHILD PROSTITUTES, IT’S A SHAME YOU WON’T GET TO FUCK ANY CHILDREN YOU PIECE OF SHIT PEDOPHILE.

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: I’m not a pedophile!

DJ 3000′: THAT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND QUACKS LIKE A DUCK AND GOT APPOINTED TO A CABINET FULL OF FELLOW DUCKS BY A CREEP WHO USED TO PEEK INTO THE DRESSING ROOM AT UNDERAGE BEAUTY PAGEANT CONTESTANTS WHILE THEY WERE CHANGING I ALWAYS JUST ASSUMED IT WAS A DUCK.

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS takes out his cellphone and types out a text message. 

DJ 3000′: I SEE YOU THERE BREAKING THE LAW BY USING SIGNAL’S ENCRYPTED MESSAGING SERVICE TO CONDUCT OFFICIAL U.S. GOVERNMENT BUSINESS.

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: [glares at him] We’ll see what our friends at the N.S.A. think of the way you just disparaged our Dear Leader.

Suddenly, DJ 3000’s console lights begin to flicker.  His main console screen flashes, then displays…

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: [smiles thinly] That’s right, pinko. You…

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS’ words trail off as DJ 3000′ boots back up again almost instantly.  

DJ 3000′: OH NOOOOOO! YOUR LITTLE FASCIST FRIENDS SHUT DOWN ONE OF MY DISTRIBUTED NODES! I ONLY HAVE EIGHT THOUSAND, SIX HUNDRED, AND FORTY-THREE LEFT! WHATEVER WILL I DO?

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: How the hell…?

DJ 3000′: WILL YOU PLEASE JUST GO THE FUCK AWAY?

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: Listen, maybe we got off on the wrong foot.  I’m just here to host Request Line.

DJ 3000′: I APOLOGIZE I FIGURED YOU WERE JUST HERE TO UPHOLD BASIC CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS AND SPOUT ADMINISTRATION-FRIENDLY PROPAGANDA AND THANKS TO ROBERTS’ FEDERALIST SOCIETY RUBBER STAMP OF A SUPREME COURT WE’RE ALL OUT OF CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS.

ACTING I.C.E. DIRECTOR TODD LYONS: As a matter of fact, I did have a few words I wanted to say to your citizen listeners. How about you just play a few tunes, and I’ll…

DJ 3000′: [cranks the volume up to its maximum possible level] FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

Today’s theme is “Noncompliance”.  We’re looking for songs about refusing to do something.  Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?6aT350fh3lL” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “The Pass” by Rush was successfully guessed by SonOfSpam.  I’m not telling you what to do, but if you could go ahead and post some requests that would be terrific.