2025 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

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At this link are the Week 7 Quotables submissions. I intended to fill the remaining space with a half-assed Arizona Cardinals bye-week post here. But I wouldn’t dare taint the professionalism of Quotables with that five game losing streak.

So we’ll rip on them full-assedly later. Week 7 Quotbales Results featured below.

“Little late with the Charlie Kirk tribute, dontchathink?” -LemonJello
“Last time I saw orange people this happy, they were singing about how fat Augustus Gloop was.” – SonOfSpam
“THIS BRAXTON BERRIOS I CALL HIM LOCA THE PUG, ‘CUZ HE CAN’T FECKIN’ RUN” – Downfield Matriculator
“GodDAMNit!! I’m used to losing, but now I’ll have to go shake that smarmy bastard’s hand while he’s got that little smirk on his face. FUCK!!!“ -BeefReeferLives
“‘My Njigba!’ –The Ghost of Jerry Richardson, still not getting it” – BrettFavresColonoscopy
“‘Guys, the new touchdown celebrations are great and all, but you have to get the ball in the end zone first.’” -Senor Weaselo

 

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I only got one?

/pares back venmo contributions

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ballsofsteelandfury

I was really waiting for the jersey to light the Jets fan on fire.

I mean, that’s merciful, right?

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BeefReeferLives

I imagine being a Jets fan is like slow-motion self-immolation,
so yes.

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