Something Something This Ain’t No Step-Dancing Club: Ireland At The Women’s World Cup

The Girls in Green, (dear the sweet baby Jesus is there no one in the marketing department), enter the tournament ranked 22nd in the world of women’s lesser footy.  They are in Group B, along with Canada, Nigeria, and Australia.  Canada is ranked 7th, Australia 10th, and Nigeria 40th.  That’s not a particularly great set-up for Ireland.  The Girls in Green, (shudder), open against the Aussies on 7/20, follow that with Canada on 7/26, then conclude against Nigeria on 7/31 in what could be an interesting game as both national teams fight for some points in what looks like it might be the Group of Death, based on the three groups I glanced at so far.  It’s at least somewhat competitive among the top 3, anyway.

The outlook for Ireland isn’t dire, but it’s not encouraging either.  Any article that contains phrases like “regardless of what happens” and the team might be “among the strongest” is probably not a good sign for your overall success as a squad.

I have absolutely no idea who the best player is on the Irish squad.  A quick search lead to results where the first player was retired and the second dead.  At that point I gave up.

Anyway, here’s Amber Barrett scoring the goal against the Scots that I guess put Ireland through to the Cup finals.  Note the crowd behind her.  I’ll just go ahead and assume that, since the game was in Scotland, the weather was awful or Nessie had eaten everyone.

That last link does a nice, (if somewhat cliched), job of discussing the make-up of the squad, the tactics they’ll likely use, and then gently suggests that none of it really matters and that the Girls in Green, (punts leprechaun), will be going home after the group stage ends.  It’s probably an accurate prediction.

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BeefReeferLives

Whelp, now there’s a Freudian slip for ya….

‘A private girls’ school has been forced to redesign a garden bed it accidentally built in the shape of a penis.
Inner west school Presbyterian Ladies’ College inadvertently constructed the phallic-shaped garden in an outdoor thoroughfare as part of a suite of updates to its Croydon campus.’

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/why-a-sydney-private-girls-school-had-to-hastily-redesign-its-garden-20230704-p5dlmb.html

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hooray! My class action settlement from Yahoo came out to $67! The Dr. Mrs. got twice that! Virtual drinks are on me!

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BeefReeferLives

Seemed apt. Love the bit about the bus driver…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQzu14TKi3k

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tSGPvmM_q4&ab_channel=Daboans

I don’t know why this exists, but it’s entertaining.

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXW0RVOOfLo&ab_channel=puredenizen

This is actually pretty fucking metal. Plankton missed his calling.

King Hippo

How deeply has Balls corrupted my tender WASP mind? When I heard this the other day, all I could think is how the refrain could be sung as “I love the taste of eating ass”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDbUEydkuR8

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m so proud!

/Snif

ballsofsteelandfury

Leprechauns are from Ireland, right?

Just wondering why Horatio volunteered to write the Irish preview….

SonOfSpam

Pretty fucking insensitive to imply sex dwarves and leprechauns are the same thing. That’ll get you kicked in the shins in some places.

Game Time Decision

like this wasn’t ghost written by the dwarf

ballsofsteelandfury

Germany is available!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s too bad their nickname isn’t the “Stouts” though I guess that nickname is probably reserved for the Irish women’s weightlifting team.

SonOfSpam

The She-Micks has a nice ring to it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Would it be insulting to call them the “Spuds” or the “Roasters”?

SonOfSpam

There’s a joke about eating them and with what condiment, but I’m too lazy to etc.

blaxabbath

When you say Girls in Green, you are taking about that young lady in the orange jersey?

Do these people just use Green to describe every secondary colour?

King Hippo

“Girls in Green” probably followed the same rigoUroUs process as the naming of “Poochie.”